Behold Smithers, your so-called Messiah!
mmmmmmm…free goo…
5th avenue…milky way…caramello…teh dank.
nothing, and i mean nothing, can beat malley’s bars. NOTHING. you can take ur damn european chocolate and shove it you know where…
[sarcasm]
seriously tho, i like malley’s chocolates. just high quality stuff. i heard a long time ago that people in england like to deep fry mars bars. how is that???
American chocolate sucks ass. You don’t have to be afraid of flames. Hershey’s chocolate is kinda like poops. Ghiradelli is good, but you really need chocolate from europe. German chocolate in small proportions.
pick and mix candy (anything gummy! especially gummy smurfs. you can find them in europe!)
reeses pieces!
twizzlers
and my favorite candy bar, is the DRIFTER, which can also be found only in europe. its a cross between a twix and kit kat
John
that was the first thing that came to my mind…rip
frozen charleston chew
my favorite candy is chocolate covered penis’ manufactured by the Jeffrey “the man” dahmer!
but seriously i love swedish fish
Who can take a sunrise, sprinkle it in dew
Cover it in chocolate, and a miracle or two?
The candyman, the candyman can
The candyman can cause he mixes it with love and makes the world taste good
I’m with the young Minnesottan, although I am partial to dark chocolate fixes. I agree, Hershey’s is overrated, and so is Ghiradelli’s. My personal, off the shelf favorite is Dove dark chocolate.
Probably why, at 58, I have seven crowns and a partial bridge in my mouth.
snickers and peanut m&ms for sure…and even better…snickers ice cream bars are the shit!!
that Cadebury Egg up there just made my mouth and pants all gooey at the same time.
is that wrong?
No, that is the correct response.
The cool thing is that Cadbury only sell them between Xmas and easter. Also, mini-eggs too, which rock the block.
Butta-FINGA
Yup.
I love reese & twix. Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker
Is that you grandma? 
NOSE
JELOOOOOOOO
THAT STUFF SFJLAISF IS AWSEOOOOOME