Final Exams

i have my only 2 finals tomorrow and i want to die. i’m leaving work @ 4 and i will be studying till about midnight tonight.

should i puff some lemon g before i sit down and make a 20 page outline?

Are these the first final exams you have ever taken?

nope

actually i only have 1 more next quarter and i’ll be a college graduate

I never liked smoking before studying or test-taking. So I would personally suggest not puffing until after you are done studying.

And I just had some lemons a few minutes ago.

you’re probably right

but, hey, i’ve only made 4 c’s the entire time i’ve been in college and i have a 3.3 gpa.

stoner power beotches

I could never smoke and then study, my friend did it all through uni. He’d just light up a fatty as a means to getting his work done, it’s the opposite for me.

studying is for pussies.

didnt you pay attention in class?

i paid spectacular attention but i hated the subject (research methods)

I miss finals.

All night coffee shop binges

Red Bull.

Shots of espresso.

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I am almost done with my second full year of college and so far I have never needed to stay up all night. I like to do stuff early so I can avoid situations like that though.

I miss finals too. Now I have nothing to look forward to failing.

I hate school with the passion. I’m 2 months from being done AGAIN and I swear, this time is the last time! I may take another certification exam to add another radiography specialty to my credentials i/e MRI, Ultrasound, Cardiovascular Intervionalist, Nuclear Medicine, etc, but those only require performing so many proceedures and passing the registry exam which will take lots of studying but no more school. I’m so over going to class and having to study. I’d rather eat shit covered toenails than go to school for another year! Oh, and I wouldn’t suggest puffing before studying unless it has an Aderol affect on you.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm…aderol

i’m in the same boat. i like to call it “reading as the work is assigned”

Sometimes procrastination can spark intense creativity. I learned that a few times and was pleased with the results.

All my best papers and projects were the ones done under pressure. I love procrastination. It’s the bee’s knees. I recommend it to everyone. Why do today what you can put off until tomorrow or a week from now eh?

So you can have enough time to do a satisfactory job?

^
Nah.

^^Doing a job with satisfaction is for squares!!

Square me up