I bet this has actually happened:
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n00b stumbles onto Phantasy tour site *
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sees threads about malnourishing dogs, masturbating furiously, and sticking it in her butt *
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comes to OKP *
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see Bracket Buster about best Phish song, best Phish cover, and best Phish performance in 2009 *
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is overcome with joy *


