Fornicating Female Freaks

So…

My friend was doing some trash picking the other day and found this gem of an 8 track

a close up so you can read the description of said 8 track

so, of course we wanted to hear what was on this thing, but had no 8 track player… good thing technology is what it is these days

a little google searching, and we were able to find it…

so without further Ado, sit back and enjoy some old school Fornicating Female Freaks in it’s entirety

http://www.dinosaurgardens.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/fornicating-female-freaks.mp3

you can thank me later

i’d be shocked if anybody listens to the whole thing, it’s a half hour long, but some of it had us in tears it was so funny

the lady is so blunt and descriptive of some of the acts taking place

This deserves a BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH!!!

Nice find.

I have a 8-track player ;D

nice, yeah i used to have one as well but believe we sold it in a yard sale a few years ago

the audio track is quite funny, it does run long and many parts aren’t good, but when the lady starts being all descriptive as to what she is going to do and what she wants done it’s just too much, she’s so matter of fact

be safe if you click on the link, def a NSFW audio track

My favorite lines included:

“I’m gonna stick my tongue up your cunt whether you want it or not”

“you damn near sucked my asshole into my mouth”

HA HA

yeah the “you damn near sucked my asshole into my mouth” had us in tears for a few min’s

she’s just so blunt