fucking cops--or--how bad i suck

update.

so today i go to the 54-A district court to pay my first two tickets (exp license and no insurance) with all the evidence to show i took care of it, if they even need to see it. the clerk pulls my file and there’s a big pink slip of paper on top with many words on it. two of the biggest words are “BENCH WARRANT”.

huh?

so, she says i missed a court appearance yesterday. i am very confused about this, as it says nothing of a court appearance on any of my tickets. she looks at them and says “huh. well, you can’t leave. if you walk out the door, we have to arrest you.” i was given a paper to sign with my miranda rights on it, then i was told to sit and wait. an hour goes by before she tells me to enter the courtroom. i look like shit. unshaved, wrinkled clothes, a tigers cap. feeling a bit nervous at this point. the judge asks me how i plead. guilty, i say. he asks if i understand that by pleading guilty, i lose all my rights. yes, i say. i just want to take care of it. he asks me if i understand i could face 90 days confinement. yes, i say. $450 in ticket costs and yet another $1000 driver responsibility fee (that makes three!) later, i’m free to go.

i’m not sure what i believe as far as a “friend in the sky” goes, but if there is such a friend, i think he’s mad at me or something.

Always plead ‘No Contest’, no?

Especially without a lawyer there or any advanced warning of what is happening.

Fuck that shit! Just give em the Hollow Body and be done with it!

is ‘no contest’ the same as ‘guilty’?

As the judge said, with “guilty”, you lose all of your rights.

Plead Iron Sheik!

so wait…what’s the difference??? i could’ve pleaded something other than guilty or not guilty that would’ve allowed me to tell the truth about the situation and maybe walk away w/out all the fucking points and fines and fees and raised insurance costs?!?

YES! But it was a slim chance at that!

Here is some Kansas website that explains it pretty well.

http://www.pvkansas.com/citygov/court/plea.shtml

Kansas eats ass!

damn! damn! damn damn!

i should’ve at least given it a shot. oh well. he was a cool judge. he could’ve ruined me if he wanted to.

and i still have the suspended license and expired tabs tickets to deal with.

i’m goin with not guilty there. i have a solid case, paperwork to prove it etc. jesus, i can’t wait for all this to be over.

fuckin cops. how bad i suck.