GHEY.

Boys Club!

this one time this older dude i know ate all these mushrooms and was half crying yelling “DONT TELL THIS TOWN AINT GOT NO HEART!! THOM!!”

and then he whipped this huge ten inch cola against the wall.

it was pretty weird.

what exactly is a “ten inch cola” Thom?

and happy Saturday everyone.

and you call yerself a pot smoker.

pffffft.

wtf?

I’m not familiar with Detroit lingo mang

its not detroit lingo.

how can you smoke good grass and not know what a cola is?

I’ve never heard that word in terms of reefer before in my life.

its the giant top nugget…a prized possession for some.

im not trying to make you feel like an idiot…its just a term ive heard and used for years.

i suppose reading all those high times as a youth brought it to my attention.

but a ten-inch one sounds pretty tasty!

kinda like dis 'maf…?

yes…but imagine it dried and crispy and whipped against a wall.

^ i really showed that Nug who was boss!

My nickname during hike school was “Grimace.”

I may have been holding a cola last night.

Friend had to take garden down… sigh.

Or as a friend called it “raccoon’s tail”.

::throws slipper against the wall::

I will not stand for this blasphemousness.

It’s not really just a term. That’s the technical word. Right? It’s also a good drink. Sometimes. Better in this case, though. Damn Detriot lingo.

A good drink in Detroit is known as Faygo.

thats the fuckin line, icc.

::kayaks to england::

Harvey Fierstein is gay?

Huh.

Never knew.