I’d like ben franklin to pay me a visit
ha ha
yeah, don’t think somebody is going to be able to produce Mr. Benjamin Franklin for me
I’d like ben franklin to pay me a visit
ha ha
yeah, don’t think somebody is going to be able to produce Mr. Benjamin Franklin for me
A couple Jacksons? How about ten Hamiltons?
I’ll take a Garfield!
“And if it’s a crime to give a trillion dollar bill to communist Cuba…”
DOH!
doh while good for bread, just isn’t going to cut it this x mas
back before the internet i’d ask for CD’s, movies, books, things like that, but that isn’t necessary anymore
i’d really like a laptop, maybe i’ll throw that on the list

dude i’m getting that for someone. i don’t know who yet, but Dolly has become top priority!
hmmm maybe i’ll put on the list wigwam socks, there always a pleaser during the cold months
http://www.wigwam.com/index.html
check it out if you have never heard of the company before, they really do make quality socks
I say we do an OKP secret santa thing…I’ve got a million great ideas for presents for you guys…the only thing is they are all over 40 and have what look like cold sores all over their lips. Seriously, if we do this, whoever I get is getting the cheapest hooker from your neck of the woods.
i happen to be wearing a gloriously snuggly pair of WigWams right at this very moment Hue. definately ask for some of those. happy feet make for happy days.
^^but you promised you would give me some staph bacteria, not herpes!
wigwam socks for all, anybody else with any good ideas?
I asked for:
food processor…How betty fucking crocker am I going to get?
Flatscreen computer monitor for my desktop because not only is the current monitor HUGE but it ripples so badly that it hurts my eyes.
Some sort of digi music player to take to the gym.
I asked for some of my parents’ airline miles to go out to Colorado, but they shot me down.
I’d like to ask for a ticket to Langerado, but my parents would rather give me money than be cool and buy me festival tickets.
This is actually the first christmas in a LONG time that I haven’t said “Just give me money and I’ll get what I want”. I don’t remember the last time I had more than one present to open. Unless it’s something they want me to have, they won’t buy it for me, lol.
incidentally, money will buy you those Langerado tix.
^yes but it’s totally not the same 
::buys ticket to Colorado::
well I have to send my list to all the members of the fam, we did like a pollyanna drawing thing, so I have no idea which family member has to buy me gifts.
I have to buy gifts for my sis, and either have them direct shipped to Fl. or to get them, then have to package them up, wrap them, then send to Fl.
pain in the arse
she usually comes home for x mas, this year just won’t be the same
oh well I guess, nothing I can do about it, just gotta rollll with the punches