Good Morning Oh Kee Pa (Part 1)

man, I slept long today.

Good afternoon peeps. Tonight’s gonna be quite the party after work. Its my friends birthday and she rented 2 hotel rooms…cripes.

I’ll trade you those 2 hotel rooms for water works?

pffft

Good Happy Day Hump Morning Kee Oh Pa!!!

Have a great Wednesday fools!

Good Morning Br.et al.

That’s supposed to be a joke, you know, combining “Brett” with “et al”, but it just doesn’t look very funny. I really expected it to look at least sorta funny.

Today is good. I hereby declare it to be good.

Going disc golfing tonight. If I play well, I’ll change the spelling to the ever-hip ‘tonite’.

So far I’m solo tonight, so any of youz dudes who might be near northeastern CT this evening might consider a game. But hey, man. It’s your life. Your lives.

But the weather is at its perfectest. Gonna rain Thu & Fri, & I’m too busy over the weekend to play. So I’m freakin’ playin.

What a nice day … good thing I’m not paying any attention to the fact that I’m at work.

Ball GOLF! was fun last night.

Shot a little better than last week but still pretty shitty. It’s almost impossible to have a good score with 22 putts. My putting is absolutely shit-tastic, but my ball-striking and driving is as good as its ever been. Hit 5 greens, so that’s good I guess.

^Wrong thread Neil.

Goooooooood Morning!!!

Feelin’ fine on this beautiful Thursday morning!

Gots me a date tonight, pretty stoked.

Have a good’n!

You gonna feel her up?

SECOND BASE BABY!!!

heavy petting!

You can’t have a second base baby. If she tells you it’s yours, get back to me and I’ll explain why it’s not. Now is not the time or place, it’s too damn early.

Good Morning!

New LOST tonight!!! I’m pumped.

I want sex.

Today couldn’t get here fast enough!

I officially declare today the start of MY summer.

Golf choose-up tomorrow, attending my first Indy 500 next weekend, my first 10K the weekend after that, my best friend’s wedding the weekend after that…the list goes on and on.

Sometimes I need to really stop and think how great it is to be where I’m at in my life.

I am off this weekend, first days off in two weeks.

Party like it is 2008 man!!

go cavs.

Goood morning guys and dolls. It’s Friday and I have to work all weekend woohoo. BUT next weekend I’m going to a festie and the day I get back I go to Disney World, so shit’s looking up for sure. Have a great weekend everyone!

p.s. Hope everything went great last night, Brettzel! DETAILS, BITCH!

Yeah, morning all!

I’m really exhausted this morning. Work beat me up bad this week, and my stamina is generally on the low side, so I’m feeling it more.

But I’m only working half a day today and next Friday at noon I start a week’s vacation, the first since last September, so I can use that to stay motivated for sure.

Everything DID go great last night!!

This girl is funny, smart, and beautiful!!

We talked about Eastern philosophy for hours, music (I think I got her hooked), and life in general.

It felt like I’ve known her for years.

TGI MOTHER FUCKIN FRIDAY PEOPLE!!!

HAve a GReAt WeeKEnD!!

But the real question is…did you feel her up?

A little squeeze here?

A little honk there?

Here a poke?

There a poke?

Everywhere a poke poke?