Did you place your burning phallice in her quivering quim?
oh, so she’s a classy girl.
anyway I’m feeling pretty good today again as I have not had the energy to party the last two nights. My one major plan is to drive out to my buddies this afternoon to hang out and see the puppy he just got this morning, a female St. Bernard. And grill and drink some beers.
whoo!
Hmmmm…grilled beer, I’ll have to try that. Do you poke a hole to let it vent? Or just wait 'til it’s about to explode before serving?
grill FOOD and drink BEER
wise-ass
bad morning to you, Chris.
Oh, see, I thought he meant: See the St. Bernard, Grill the St. Bernard, and Drink Some Beers the St. Bernard.
Good morning! To everyone west of this time zone, since it’s 12:35 EST! Yeah! This morning sucked!
Imbecile! Freeze it, then cut it.
And a bad day to you sir!
Have fun, don’t fall on the grill, and don’t grill that dog!
And the next time you pop your old lady, call her Jay for me.
Beer can chicken is a mighty tasty grillable.
<----OWNED
thanks for ruining my Friday that had so much promise
I don’t think will was kidding, though I certainly have been.
I hope your day is bright, with bountiful booze, meat and that you get to kiss a thankless smile.
lol ya its all good
It is, indeed, all good.
In da hood.
Morning folks!
I’m up and rearin’ to go!
Work, work, work! Good morning OKPsters. Hope everyone had a fantastic Friday and has a stellar Saturday.
Morning everyone.
I hate mondays, execept for next monday, because next monday, at this time, i will be laying in bed, and not be awake, and it is supposed to be in the 80’s all weekend, and i can’t wait, but as for this monday, go suck an egg.
Good morning, you crazy crazies.
I’m gonna try and focus and kick my desk’s as$ today. It’s beautiful here in RI, but I’m gonna take my chances that nearby Connecticut is also beautiful and throw discs this evening. Cuz that’s where the nearest disc golf course is. And that’s where I go to throw discs. And that’s what I wanna do.
Where is the ass on your desk?
I am assuming it is the underneath part… the part that hangs above your knees.
Ya… I always assume that is a good place to kick a desk’s ass.
I am up relatively early and I really don’t know how I’m going to spend the next 5 hours before work. Almost too much free time today. Almost.
I guess I’ll keep ripping my cds (mainly phish) onto my Itunes and then putting them on my Ipod. Probably go get some lunch somewhere on my bike to get some exercise. Smoke a considerable amount.
And I am now offficially looking forward to my first festival of the year. Leaving this Friday for Harmony Park…southeastern Minnesota…Buckethead headlining!!!..Melvin Seals from JGB…Cornmeal…Pnuma Trio…all my favorite local bands…
Sounds good to me…Good Morning OKP!
Well Good Morning OkpA!
GO PISTONS!!!
GO WINGS!!!
GO TIGE… never mind
Morning kids! 2 days till FESTIVAAAAAAAAAAAAL, 1 week till Disney. Have a great week everyone!
Good morning gang.
I love this thread. So simple. So easy. So friendly.
Today is the day when I defeat my desk.
And then defeat the lawn.
And then perhaps defeat a new song? I’m part-way through the writing & recording processes of a handful of tunes. They need to be defeated.
You know, I sit right by the window at the office. Sunny and happy outside right now. It’s not such a bad life.
Last night I took my kids to the disc golf course, where we spent like, an hour just retrieving lost discs. We got them back, but didn’t finish the game. That’s okay by me though … it was real windy and hard to play. I took some pictures of my kids while we were there, so I could send them to my mother, who keeps asking me for new pictures.
Okay, on to my day.
I’ve got a rockin’ weekend planned, but I’m not gonna blow it all in one post.
Happy Tuesday good folks of the OKP.