today is the day you broke placental boundaries. may it be a happy one!
i never understood you at alll!!! but you dont understnad me probably!!! so dont let this ruin your birthday!!! or our relationship!!! have a good day!!!
this thread seems kinda stupid considering selassies two accounts say he is 100 and 56 years old.
the birthday is probably fake.
youre probably fake. you probably never even went to jail. you probably arent not from goFar. youre proabably not really a northern jedi. and youre probably not male either.
fuck off
follows orders
smiles

You guys do realize he’s a joke account of somebody else on here, right??
Greg, stop the nonsense.
Don’t speak of things you know nothing about! HAH!
but who who was da high now?
I am late again. Happy Birthday old boy.
i just noticed the thread. thanks. was away for the weekend. hope you all had a good one.
Don’t mention it, Zoot.
Don’t be a dick, Greg.
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
yeah man…we all know its Ian.
That upsets me Thom. The ban button is in sight.
Don’t do it Ian. Remember you said Thom was a legend?
maybe, scrambled, you are actually the only other person on the board and all these names are just ian.
maybe this whole “phish message board” was just a rouse meant to lure you in to the love that is ian.
maybe you were always meant to be with ian.
maybe you should submit to those feelings building up inside.
ian loves you scrambled gregs. ian loves you.
pssst! selassie! it’s spelled “ruse”