Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
yeah man…we all know its Ian.
That upsets me Thom. The ban button is in sight.
Don’t do it Ian. Remember you said Thom was a legend?
maybe, scrambled, you are actually the only other person on the board and all these names are just ian.
maybe this whole “phish message board” was just a rouse meant to lure you in to the love that is ian.
maybe you were always meant to be with ian.
maybe you should submit to those feelings building up inside.
ian loves you scrambled gregs. ian loves you.
pssst! selassie! it’s spelled “ruse”
Maybe he now rues spelling ruse ‘rouse’. Good job.

I DON’T WANT ANYBODY ELSE
WHEN I THINK ABOUT YOU I TOUCH MYSELF

OOOOHHH I TOUCH MYSELF
All this aside, happy Birthday.