Random Haiku Thread! Humorous, Random, Nonsensical, Dark, Thoughtful…Anything.
All you gotta do is write one or look one up.
Here’s a few to start - -
fluidities slide
cunningly, cunningly
enemies boil, poor
when a llama sleeps
does it frequently have to
taboot taboot
mystically crying
landlords jeering enemy
singing, quickly lush
it’s the little things
creeping and crawling within
beautiful nature
impaled ugly face
doomsday devise starts to tick
rejoice in your sin
awesome thread right here
could go on and on and on
should have been sooner
cool mist in the air
beans overflow on the fire
the pork pops quickly
Lions are roaring,
Oh shit they just ate that guy,
Today they are calm
smokin a fat bowl
seems to be neverending
split open and melt
grovelling rigidly
frostbite slides, socks for puppet
lifting quickly, float
Ass full of pork fat
jiggles like a jello mold
mouth is flapping too
“your haiku insults have no effect on me kyle”
It’s like we’re looking
down on Wayne’s basement only
that’s not Wayne’s basement
…garth. that was a haiku.
it’s like we’re looking down on wayne’s basement
only that’s not wayne’s basement
isn’t that weird?
greg wants my balls
i don’t want his
they suck
unbelieving owl
emerges, deception freezes
shadow rings slowly
dove waits cloyingly
rhinoceros recovers
roughly bragging, still
Haiku, how are you
Doing well I hope and you?
Got to go, bye ku
Page is amazing
he looks good in a new shirt
He makes the chicks melt
Haikus are alright
I would rather not write one
But i will…bitches
Smelly hippie smells bad
Patchoulli butter is rad
someone call my dad
Pissed On’s are losers and underachieve
I laugh as my fellow Detroiter’s all grieve
Damn Sheed’s momma got a nasty weave
Getting high is fun
That and also drinking, son
Then boredom is done
one two three four five
six seven eight nine ten ten
eleven twelve twelve
Bull’s fans are quite dumb
Haikus are five seven five
DeTroit Basketball!!!
^^
that was the lamest.
eff you brett. shut up big b.
i will eat your face.