Halloween plans?

I never really got into Halloween when I was in college, either.

Why do you have to designate a day out of the year to dress up and get messed up and act like idiots?

IT’S COLLEGE, EVERY DAY COULD BE LIKE THAT.

Ummm…no offense but not just Halloween but EVERY frickin holiday is an excuse to go out and party. Seriously…EVERY frickin one. What’s the point of New Year’s? Drinking. What’s the point of St. Patrick’s Day especially when we don’t live in Ireland? Drinking. What’s the point of the 4th of July? Fireworks and drinking. What’s the point of Labor Day? A day off for more drinking. Thanksgiving? Turkey, football and drinking. The only difference is that Halloween is an excuse for drinking AND for chicks to dress like sluts with no repercussions.

But yes…I see the point…I party when I feel like…usually when the weekend comes around. If anything Halloween’s one of the worst “party” holidays because you don’t even get the day off work.

Me? I’ll be sitting at home playing a SPPOOOOKY video game or watching a SPOOOOKY NBA game at home. OOOOO!!

Stevo

dude, shut yo 'mouf, quit over-thinking things, and go look at some slutty-dressed ladies tonight. and drink.

I decided I’m going to go as a painter tonight. I’ve got a sweet pair of overalls, a baseball cap, a dried up paint can, and a paint brush. I know it sounds kind of lame but I had to find a way to use those overalls…because they are kickass.

unhook one side of the overalls and wear some old early 90’s sports gear…like something teal. go as a wigger.

Go as John Belushi.

All you need is a sweatshirt that says “college” on it and a bottle of Jack Daniels.

Then all you need to do is somehow smash a guitar to pieces, dump a bottle of mustard on your chest, and give an inspirational speech littered with historical inaccuracies.

im going as a “fly girl” from In Living Color.

^Thom, you do this to me every time. Made me choke on my Pepperidge Farm pretzel fish.

::jumps at opportunity to wrap arms around fone and perform the Heimlich Maneuver::

well that was weird.

::devises plan to mug and beat up all Fly Girl hippies::

^ That’s half of Detroit, is it not?

Yeah

just because i think it’s complete bullshit doesnt mean i wont go out tonight

^

breathes a sigh of relief knowing he can sleep better tonight and all other nights

not me…now I’m gonna be up all night worried about Fluffy. Call if you need a ride.

you can count on my gettin my stock of candies tonite

my costume is a cowboy… got my frye boots, blue jeans, plaid shirt, and leather jacket with the cowboy hat

I plan on staying home, drinking beer, and scaring little kids.

this is the first year in my life that trick-or-treaters will come to a place i live.

i will most likely go to sleep soon after gettin done dinner, as i am tired as hell

I can’t get a ride to Asheville. I’m afraid to drive my car, due to the bad tires. This sucks. I don’t know what I’m going to do. Will I ever get to see live music on Halloween?

I’m seeing the Hold Steady at the Metro tonight. Optimal plans for a fine October evening.