yeah im done trying to conceal poison and blades in the candy or apples…i just have a full syringe and inject it into each peice of fruit as i drop it in the kids bag.
Bigb you should have said “If you tell anyone about this, I will come to your house and I will cut you.”
FUCK!!!
Lotus was in town last night! How could I not have known?
I used to love this story back in the 80’s. I’ll bet there was ONE nutjob who did this one small town and it caused a nationwide epidemic and suddenly every frickin family in America was dragging their kid to the fire station to use a metal detector on his bag of candy. What a joke. Of course, it’s even worse now since every parent is scared to let their kid even walk around at night even under supervision since they’re convinced that there’s a pedofile living in every other house…now they have them all go to a local school and do stuff there. There used to be flocks of frickin kids back in the day and now there’s barely any. Man, America just sucks sometimes. The wussification of America continues!!
By the way, make sure you guys hit the local stores…most candies are on a major discount now. Load up!!!
Stevo
I’m sure pumpkins and jack-o-lantern carving kits are super cheap now too.
I think I’m gonna move all my holiday festivities ahead one week.
If the government can do it with daylight savings, I don’t see why I can’t do it to save cash on the holidays.