Happy Facial-Hair February!!!

Non-Phish General
#1

Well, it’s that time of year when people push the envelope on what can grow out of their faces. The time when the Bearded Lady isn’t just a sideshow attraction, but rather one of the guys. A time to pay homage to Abraham Lincoln, Rollie Fingers, greg____, Karl Marx, and other pioneers of the moustache and beard. That’s right, it’s FACIAL-HAIR FEBRUARY!

This is a plea for all members of the Oh Kee Pa to put down their razors and let it flow. And ladies, you’re more than welcome to join in the festivities [the views of eaf do not necessarily represent those of the Oh Kee Pa and its affiliates].

Sorry about the lateness of this post, but hopefully people will still understand the cultural significance of this important month and honor the forefathers of facial-hair lore.

Thank you.

#2

LOL

I had a beard in full swing through Xmas, then shaved it for a more presentable goatee.

Maybe I will “lose” my Mach-3 during February…

Great post, eaf.

#3

neck = fully bearded…

oh yeah!

#4

Doing my bit!

#5

Ironically, yesterday I received one of those new Gillette Fusion razors and a bottle of shaving cream from Gillette. I really want to use it and its 50,000 blades, but must stay true to attempting to grow out the greasy beard/moustache combo that I’ve got going.

#6

I used to grow a beard out every winter from Grade 12 through my third year of university, and I thought I would continue the trend forever, but not all women like the beard in their face or their vag for that matter…I keep it smooth for my lady, especially since February is Valentines month…I’ll draw beards on famous historic figures and modern celebrities if that will help keep the spirit alive.

#7

when that last hurricane hit FLA. and the power was out for 2 months i couldn’t see in my bath room so i didn’t dare swing a razor around. by the time the lights came on i was just a couple of weeks away from a stone mountain camping trip in december and i decided to leave it since it would be in the 20’s. i didn’t get around to shaving it until late december.

it was pretty burly.

#8

d’oh…just shaved yesterday…i’ll have sideburns like a mad man though…you’ll see

#9

but the point is, jawbone, that you shaved it…BOOO!

GROW IT BACK! GROW IT BACK! GROW IT BACK!

#10

Just because of this thread I’m gonna start growing one. I’ll let you know how my progress is going.

#11

too many people said i looked like Trey with no glasses. and people that don’t know who trey is said i looked like a weak little chuck norris.

i got tired of telling people that my hair isn’t THAT orange.

#12

Spread the word about FHF as well!!!

Good luck with the growing.

#13

OH man, I have an excuse to tell my parental units that I can’t shave. Even though i cant grow much.

#14

yo dudes. beards are hot

#15

Full Amish Beard growing here… Has been for years

#16

ive had a goatee since september, so i’ll keep it for february. it would look weird tho if i didnt shave the rest for a whole month tho. very weird

#17

I have to back out. I just got a new job and want to impress. A grungy beard will not help my cause.

#18

sideburns like a mad man, or full-blown muttonchops?

#19

Even the ladies can get in the fun!

#20

/\ You die! Now!
I wasn’t going to shave for awhile, so this is a good excuse not to.