Bearded Lady: Hey, baby. You ever had a chick with a beard before?
Mitch: Can’t say that I have there, bearded broad.
Bearded Lady: Well, then, sugar, you haven’t lived.
Mitch: Note to self - I don’t want to live.
I look pretty damn scruffy with facial hair and since I run a business as well as am a pillar of my community, I’d rather stay clean shaven and “look the part” so NO ONE suspects anything…not that I have anything to hide. I just don’t want my business to suffer and my cash flow to dwindle!
I live in a small town where rumour and heresay is more rampant than on PHANTASY TOUR!
NO ONE KNOWS I HAVE A BONG IN MY OFFICE, either! 
^and as long as you don’t have a beard, no one will care!
Have had some level of beard since leaving home 40 years ago for school, even though these days the hair is close cropped and mostly white so you can’t tell from far away that I even have a beard. Shaving just downright sux.
I wish I could actually grow decent facil hair…everything I grow is patchy and dismal.
i agree, fonefono…shaving is a bore…i have grown tired of it.
^only when it gets too itchy.
that Florida humidity is a killer with the more hair you got.
Mmmmm…the ol’ “Flavor Saver” or “Womb Broom”.
Can’t not shave. I shave my head so if I grow a beard I’ll look like a fucking pirate or mental patient.
I’m definitely NOT a fan of the facial hair… Brian has a beard, but it’s so short that it can hardly be considered one…
My rule is if I can tug on it…it’s too long. besides…clean shaven guys are hot…it shows off their facial structure better.
IMHO that is…
silly moma.
beards rule teh_face…you’ll figure it out someday i guess…
weird beard
who do? you do?
i’ve been known to, i go in phases
Finally a feminie perspective more akin to those women who I’ve known all my life. I was beginning to think that maybe I was wrong. Thank you moma…for making sure my streak of being right goes unblemished.
It’s the power of the babe!!!
Anyone ever seen The Labirynth? If not, let me give you a synopsis:
Directed by Jim Henson
Starring David Bowie
'nuff said
I love the Labyrinth!!!
Man- Beards with little round glasses- Big plus.
Okay, movie quote, guess what this is (roughly) from?
“You know what they say about guys with beards, don’t you?”
“No, what?”
“That you’re gay”
“Abraham Lincoln had a beard”
“Queer as they come”
I had a beard all through college in the winters, and I loved it. Unfortunately, my job ‘discourages’ it and I have to be all clean and proper. Bullshit.
Brian, I know this is a bad time for you. If I have any advice to give you, it is this.
Grow a beard.
Peter, I wish you’d shave that thing. Beards are so ugly.