Now is the time for a bunch of OKP birthdays, and I just hope I can keep track of them all…
It’s amazing how close you came to spending your birthday in the clink. Make it a good one but stay away from John Law.
Have a great birthday Matt 
Hpapy Bitrhady Fuflfhaed!
Happy birthday, paranoid.
Hippy Birthday Fluff!
Happy birthday, you fluffy mother fucker ;D
Thank you all. So far all I have done is smoke half a bowl of weed that cops didn’t find in my friend’s room and then go out to lunch with a cute girl.
ooo the cute girl part sounds interesting… WE WANT PICS!!! 
“cute” haha
happy birthday…get some incense for that cheeched dorm room of yours
Hippay Barfday duude!
happy birthday freshman! now go out and tap that shit!
ppy thday!
Happy Birthday, paranoidfluffybunnyrabbitmatt.
My friends threw me a surprise party, which was substance free because of last weekend, and gave me a handle of jaeger. So I did some shots with a friend… actually a shitload of shots and ended up so drunk that when I tried to crawl on my hands and knees to the bathroom I fell over. I’m still a little hungover.