Happy Valentine's Day!

Non-Phish General
#30

i hate this day.my better half went threw myspace and had to pick out all the good lookin chics and told me i was cheating.i mean she is prego and and all but i dont have time to cheat im always home or at work.the HORRORmons are getting the best of her. so after calling her i could tell she was going threw one of those days by the tone in her voice.(the im sorry with out saying it voice).its all good . so for you young ones on here dont do it wrap it,take those birth control. what i got today is what you will get to if you dont.

HAPPY VALENTINS

#31

Northern Illinois University just had a shooting wtf is going on ,today.who ever it is made a major statement picking today

#32

holy shit, wtf is going on???

"The shooting was the fourth at a U.S. school within a week.

On Feb. 8, a woman shot two fellow students to death before committing suicide at Louisiana Technical College in Baton Rouge. In Memphis, Tenn., a 17-year-old is accused of shooting and critically wounding a fellow student Monday during a high school gym class, and the 15-year-old victim of a shooting at an Oxnard, Calif., junior high school has been declared brain dead."

#33

I saw the gym class one but not the other 2, and now today’s shooting.

Ugh.

I remember the Oregon and Kentucky shootings when I was a sophomore in hike school and it was pretty chilling. Now we’re so desensitized it’s like “Oh, a school shooting? How quaint.”

#34

Money honey?

Das aight. I gots the dough.

::plops down $200 from the one correct jeopardy question::

I thought I had more. :frowning:

#35

Well since this isn’t the college shooting thread I suppose I’ll get things back on track… Hope all enjoyed a good Valentine shacking! ;D

#36

Saint Valentine lived around 250 AD… or BC, whatever. In those times the Roman empire forbade young men from marrying because they needed them for the army. Priest St. Valentine would marry couples in secret. When found out he was sentenced to death and thrown in prison awaiting his death day… which was 2-14. Awaiting his execution in jail he fell in love with a guardsman’s daughter who would come to visit him (and suck his schlong, for the xxx crowd here ;D). On the day he was executed he left a note behind for her proclaiming his devotion and love and it was signed, From your Valentine. So goes the legend and so goes the holiday celebrating romantic love.

#37

Ripped off, yo. Bought a card, chocolate & dinner … didn’t get anything, not even a kiss goodnithg, or even a “good night”.

::makes angry face for the rest of the day::

#38

^damn bro those skeletons gots more then you did… and their DEAD! sheet. lol :wink:

#39

i hate my ex :frowning:

#40

Why is that, sloth?

You can’t just come in here willy-nilly and not elaborate.

#41

Because they broke up and shes gettin’ on with other broz. Sorry Sloth welcome to the jungle.

My advice forget her and find another girl. Best way to forget one is get another! You’ll forget about your ex in an instant!

Or lacking that buy a playboy and relish in the fact that there are MILLIONS of beautiful women in this world and yes… you can have some. When you do you will forget about the ex.

#42

oh its a waging war between us… been going on for a while and i thank god its over (its been 9ish days) but i find out yesterday that she got rid of me so she can eventually pick up this ginger toolbag in my school. (this kid is the definition of flamer) and i just cant get how i messed up or anything. but you guys are right, i think there are some fine looking frosh in my school so i’m gonna get around to finding a new girl.

but anyways,

happy VD day…

#43

“There’s a million fine looking women out there, but not all of them bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you.”

#44

waaaatch iiiiiit…

#45

Thats it. No more being a pussy to the pussy. We’re taking it back!

::holds up and shakes rubber dildo::

#46

Yeah, I feel the same way. It’s becoming more and more obvious that men are the new women. I refuse to cator to this. Of course, it’s probably why I’m still single. But at least I have my freedom. What will i do this evening? Watch sports, smoke weed and then watch more sports. Ahhh…yeeessss…

Stevo

#47

whoa whoa jeremy dont take this the wrong way, one of my best friends (and also ex-member of this bored before thom deleted him) is a ginger and also the man… but the kid that my ex is with now, total firecrotch… no offense for the rest of the red head population, most of you are cool (NOT carrot top)

#48

well, i guess it was valentines day after all

crazy, i asked where the massacre was, and one happened… I’m a little concerned

#49

You’re not being arrested, we just want to take you downtown to ask you some questions…