Money honey?
Das aight. I gots the dough.
::plops down $200 from the one correct jeopardy question::
I thought I had more. 
Well since this isn’t the college shooting thread I suppose I’ll get things back on track… Hope all enjoyed a good Valentine shacking! ;D
Saint Valentine lived around 250 AD… or BC, whatever. In those times the Roman empire forbade young men from marrying because they needed them for the army. Priest St. Valentine would marry couples in secret. When found out he was sentenced to death and thrown in prison awaiting his death day… which was 2-14. Awaiting his execution in jail he fell in love with a guardsman’s daughter who would come to visit him (and suck his schlong, for the xxx crowd here ;D). On the day he was executed he left a note behind for her proclaiming his devotion and love and it was signed, From your Valentine. So goes the legend and so goes the holiday celebrating romantic love.
Ripped off, yo. Bought a card, chocolate & dinner … didn’t get anything, not even a kiss goodnithg, or even a “good night”.
::makes angry face for the rest of the day::
^damn bro those skeletons gots more then you did… and their DEAD! sheet. lol 
i hate my ex
Why is that, sloth?
You can’t just come in here willy-nilly and not elaborate.
Because they broke up and shes gettin’ on with other broz. Sorry Sloth welcome to the jungle.
My advice forget her and find another girl. Best way to forget one is get another! You’ll forget about your ex in an instant!
Or lacking that buy a playboy and relish in the fact that there are MILLIONS of beautiful women in this world and yes… you can have some. When you do you will forget about the ex.
oh its a waging war between us… been going on for a while and i thank god its over (its been 9ish days) but i find out yesterday that she got rid of me so she can eventually pick up this ginger toolbag in my school. (this kid is the definition of flamer) and i just cant get how i messed up or anything. but you guys are right, i think there are some fine looking frosh in my school so i’m gonna get around to finding a new girl.
but anyways,
happy VD day…
“There’s a million fine looking women out there, but not all of them bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you.”
waaaatch iiiiiit…
Thats it. No more being a pussy to the pussy. We’re taking it back!
::holds up and shakes rubber dildo::
Yeah, I feel the same way. It’s becoming more and more obvious that men are the new women. I refuse to cator to this. Of course, it’s probably why I’m still single. But at least I have my freedom. What will i do this evening? Watch sports, smoke weed and then watch more sports. Ahhh…yeeessss…
Stevo
whoa whoa jeremy dont take this the wrong way, one of my best friends (and also ex-member of this bored before thom deleted him) is a ginger and also the man… but the kid that my ex is with now, total firecrotch… no offense for the rest of the red head population, most of you are cool (NOT carrot top)
well, i guess it was valentines day after all
crazy, i asked where the massacre was, and one happened… I’m a little concerned
You’re not being arrested, we just want to take you downtown to ask you some questions…
Sloth, look at the bright side. At least you got to bang her a few times. You can always hold on to that and imagine her naked everytime you see her.
…right?
I was on the road for Valentine’s day, so the most I did was exchange flirtatious text messages with my current female love interest, which actually got me pretty excited to get home.
Nothing beats a good deposit in the ol’ spank bank.
whoa that is pretty freaky!
ha ha i forgot i wrote that. i’z jus playin. i always felt fortunate that if i had to be born a ginger, at least i wasn’t born a completely fucked-looking one. not that anyone can help what genetics they are born with, but i went to school with a couple other gingers (one’s name was Don. he was fucked. everyone called him Donald McDonald) who were…um…yeah, fucked. fucked by god. totally unfair.
hell, you should feel happy for the poor guy who your ex is stringing along for the moment. chances are it’ll be a while before he has ginger-success again in his life.