Soon? Married life making you soft over there, old bean? 
MSNBC is just as terrible as FOX news.
There are some great things to do in Arizona.
^like… the bunny farm? or is that Nevada… I can’t keep my southwestern whorehouses straight. 
Being that I’m just about as far away from the south west as one can get in this country I’ll need a really big sling shot if I am to pelt AZ with rotten eggs. Maybe I’ll mail them. 
^that was supposed to be a joke… man I need a new line of work. ![]()
so if i get stopped int Arizona and the cop says papers, and i say scissors. do i win?
Yes
^^HA! Best post of the thread. ![]()

Chalk up another “we’re living in 2010, right??” moment, courtesy of some folks in Prescott, Arizona:
An Arizona elementary school mural featuring the faces of kids who attend the school has been the subject of constant daytime drive-by racist screaming, from adults, as well as a radio talk-show campaign (by an actual city councilman, who has an AM talk-radio show) to remove the black student’s face from the mural, and now the school principal has ordered the faces of the Latino and Black students pictured on the school wall to be repainted as light-skinned children.
(Read more at Wonkette: wonkette.com/415809/arizona-scho … z0q60CcKaa)
There was enough of a public outcry over this racist nonsense that the white-washing of the Latino and black children pictured in the mural was called off, and the city councilman / radio host who helped incite the “controversy” (over picturing a brown person in a school mural) lost his job at the radio station.
Arizona attempts to withhold birth certificates from babies born to illegal immigrants.
news.yahoo.com/s/time/20100611/u … 9199606400
They really have an issue with that pesky constitution over there in AZ, huh? I’m starting to feel that Arizonians are no more American than the illegals they fear so much.
Arizona’s obsession with this stuff is just plain weird. I mean, I’ve lived 2 hours from the Mexico border my entire life and honestly spend zero minutes a day worrying about illegals.
In fact, our taco trucks wouldn’t be half as good without them.
I’m from Arizona, feck off!
I’m only half serious 
^What are you doing here in California illegally?? ![]()
^^ heh, Actually I never did change my address…please don’t turn me in!
It’s ok to go to Arizona again…

The law was just struck down. ![]()
Appeal is likely, and this is gonna be heading to the Supreme Court.
Judge Blocks Key Parts of Immigration Law in Arizona
nytimes.com/2010/07/29/us/29arizona.html
Damn that pesky judicial branch!
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http://www.theonion.com/articles/arizona-high-schools-to-now-teach-spanish-entirely,17730/
[size=200]Arizona High Schools To Now Teach Spanish Entirely In English[/size]

But Elton, what if they start checking IDs because you look ghey? Afterall, there have to be some archaic anti-sodomy laws on the books in Arizona. And what’s up with singing for Limbaugh? I guess if he sang with eminem. Wait a minute, I liked that he sang with eminem.
http://www.hollywoodoutbreak.com/2010/07/28/elton-john-attacks-arizona-boycotters/
Elton John Attacks Arizona Boycotters
Legendary songwriter-singer Elton John excoriated music artists for boycotting Arizona over the immigration issue, the Arizona Daily Star reported. John was performing in Tucson when he told the audience “We are all very pleased to be playing in Arizona. I have read that some of the artists won’t come here. They are f***wits!†Then Sir Elton told them what he really thought. “Let’s face it: I still play in California, and as a gay man I have no legal rights whatsoever. So what’s the (expletive) with these people?â€
John is a thoughtful liberal who has long marched to his own song notes. Just last month he performed at the wedding reception of conservative commentator Rush Limbaugh. The same month he ignored a boycott of Israel to entertain in the capitol, saying “We don’t cherry-pick our conscience.â€