have you seen me?

any information regarding his whereabouts would be greatly appreciated.

woah.

it’s like gazing into the soul of the gnosis.

it appears our friend has been scrambled in a horrible photoshopping accident.

probably explains his dissappearance.

i stole a hoegaarden glass from the pub with him on saturday, he was still breathing at the time.

it really is unexplainable how disinterested Ian is nowadays

I don’t know about everybody else, but it kinda hurts my feelings for some reason.

^ me too…i didnt wanna sound like a bitch though. you bitch.

I’m not afraid to admit i have a man-crush on Ian.

He’s mine, everyone. So back off!

you filthy son of a witch

did you just call my mom a witch?

is that better?

either way you know I was referring to you and this has nothing to do with your mother.

BUT THIS THREAD IS ABOUT IAN!!

IANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

you fucking liar!!

now shes a witch?!

i’ll keel-haul you.

yeah…where is that kid?

what fucking gives?

i spoke with ian on the phone once.

he never called again.

I know the feeling.

same thing with Thom and I! I’ll never make the mistake of answering a call from him again.

^wtf?!

i’ll double keel-haul you!!

Whoa!!! I saw that picture on the side of a milk carton today!!!

i think hank’s filthy language scared him off.