have you seen me?

woah.

it’s like gazing into the soul of the gnosis.

it appears our friend has been scrambled in a horrible photoshopping accident.

probably explains his dissappearance.

i stole a hoegaarden glass from the pub with him on saturday, he was still breathing at the time.

it really is unexplainable how disinterested Ian is nowadays

I don’t know about everybody else, but it kinda hurts my feelings for some reason.

^ me too…i didnt wanna sound like a bitch though. you bitch.

I’m not afraid to admit i have a man-crush on Ian.

He’s mine, everyone. So back off!

you filthy son of a witch

did you just call my mom a witch?

is that better?

either way you know I was referring to you and this has nothing to do with your mother.

BUT THIS THREAD IS ABOUT IAN!!

IANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

you fucking liar!!

now shes a witch?!

i’ll keel-haul you.

yeah…where is that kid?

what fucking gives?

i spoke with ian on the phone once.

he never called again.

I know the feeling.

same thing with Thom and I! I’ll never make the mistake of answering a call from him again.

^wtf?!

i’ll double keel-haul you!!

Whoa!!! I saw that picture on the side of a milk carton today!!!

i think hank’s filthy language scared him off.

Come the frick on, Ian!!