here goes nuthin'....

^no way man. I saw something just like that out in the Everglades a few years ago with my friend and uncle in the middle of the night.

We were out at this spot on the edge as i call it because it is THE line between the South Florida urban sprawl and the vast Everglades swamplands. Late at night one side of the sky is glowing orange with city lights and the other side is pitch black over the natural glades. And there’s rarely anyone out there (with the exception of an occasional party).

So we were out there just hanging out on the roof of my Volvo looking out into the swamps when we noticed a pulsating, color fluctuating light out over the darkness. Huge! and way brighter than any other lights in the sky. Like, drowning out all the stars and slowly changing colors and getting bigger and bigger and then it started getting smaller and we couldn’t tell if it was just hanging there or coming for us. Let me just say that i know what an airplane looks like and this was most DEFINITELY NOT A PLANE. We were all a little freaked out and didn’t know what to make of it.

And then it just…vanished.

We jumped back in the car and were about to take off when all of a sudden we heard a rumbling sound and headlights appeared from over the dunes. There’s no road coming from that way so this huge pick up truck that had just appeared must have been there the whole time. It drove out towards us and right passed us headed back out towards the road. We sat in the car perfectly still. The truck got to the intersection of the dirt road and the actual road but it turned out and went on to the closed road that goes out into the swamps and about a minute later it came screaming back and flew down the road running for its life. We waited a minute and followed.

it was insane.

but i wrote about all that other stuff a lot better and with more detail in the book i wrote but that’s not so much important here.

the important thing here is saying.

yes CJ…

I AM A BELIEVER

Told ya so.

LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO TO MY CAT!
ALL FOR NOTHING!

Asshole. :wink:

You crazy people and your UFO’s
It’s only a weather balloon people. :stuck_out_tongue:

I used to believe in aliens, but they don’t believe in me, so fuck 'em.

CJ and Co,

Next time you guys see something like that in the night’s sky don’t go to YouTube first. I mean this in all seriousness. Call someplace like the Franklin Institute in Philly, or any other major museum or observatory.

What you saw that night was most likely Mars, or another planet like Venus or Jupiter, possibly even Saturn*. It was stationary, correct, but it seemed to move slightly? It also pulsed a multi-colored light? There two answers for these phenomena.

[1] When eyes are focused on distant stationary objects your eyes begin to spasm very slightly, causing autokinetic movement. This means that as you strain your eyes to see this object your brain interprets the muscle movement in your eye as the object moving, even though it is not.

[2] Light traveling through our atmosphere must pass through layers of gas that can and do refract and distort light, allowing you to see various colors, like in a rainbow.

I’m not busting your balls here, I’m sure you guys are already a little upset by this whole thing. But from now on, as a favor to me, don’t research your theories on YouTube, please?

:slight_smile:

P.s. Someone owes me a Dandelion & Burdock soda…

:-*

*edit: Right now the planets that are closest to Earth are Mercury, Venus and Jupiter. Mars and Saturn are on the other side of the sun.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!

that’s the best thing i’ve ever seen ;D

Space, yeah i do owe you that soda. maybe we’ll share a six pack while everyone’s at Hampton in march :wink:

^…That…poor…Earth…creature…

And…no…there…were…no…aliens. The…lights…that appeared…above my house…were…in…no way…a…extraterrestrial…vehicle…of…any…kind. There…is…nothing…to be…afraid…of. Continue…with…your…normal…human activities. Perhaps…listen…to…this…inferior human…music…that…you humans…seem…to…like…

Stevo…

ummm…I think all of you fuckers including myself owe CJ an apology! Turns out, that something was spotted late last night and CNN got a hold of the footage. This is major media coverage CNN we’re talking about here and I for one apologize because this video does look like something came here late last night. I wouldn’t believe it if it was from some star trek nerd’s digital camera that’s all blocked up and fuzzy, but fuck man, this is good quality coverage that CNN got a hold of and I don’t know much about stuff like this but it looks to me like some shit really went down last night. Judge for yourself.

[flash=350,287]http://www.youtube.com/v/J_bPxBuWd1A&hl=en&fs=1[/flash]

how bout i just put my balls out on the table here.

bust away dudes.

it was probably just the moon i saw that night anyway. stupid eyes.

^^^you’re not really mad are you? just harmless teasin’ is all

gotta jump on board while the iron’s still hot

:wink:

oh gawd. i seriously can’t believe the mexican air force and government is so out of touch with reality ::). maybe some of you guys could explain to them that THERE IS NO SOLID EVIDENCE OF INTELLIGENT LIFE, ET’s, or UFO’s, there is NO COVERUP and that what they are seeing here is only a trick of the eyes! clearly it’s MARS. and saturn. and venus. and ummm…neptune maybe. i bet they didn’t even call the Franklin Institute in Philly, or any other major museum or observatory to see if what they saw with their own eyes and recorded with their cameras was even there at all! set em straight!

[flash=350,287]http://www.youtube.com/v/uDOOZ_IPb6Y&hl=en&fs=1[/flash]

It says March 5, 2004 on the youtube page.

^^the story was released by the Assosiated Press on 5/11/04 according to the video description.

here’s the Larry King show from 5/15/08. apparently Britain is disclosing it’s UFO files to the public under the Freedom of Information Act. i beleive that’s your neck o the woods; you should look into that :wink:

[flash=350,287]http://www.youtube.com/v/0MQVox6MkLg&hl=en&fs=1[/flash]

pt. 2
[flash=350,287]http://www.youtube.com/v/c-AiCc14KVI&hl=en&fs=1[/flash]

^^^this reminds me of the old joke when this incident initially happened that goes, “what’s more hard to believe, that ufo’s were spotted in the skies or that Mexico actually has an Air Force?”

oh ZING!

(I kid my mexican cousin friends, we cover every emotion, from happiness to sorrow)