So I’m still a Goderator but I ain’t got my Goderator powers no more. What the hell, brosef?? What the hail?!
You shouldn’t have gotten up and done left us now, eh?
I’m still listed as a moderator, ironically enough.
can you get in the mod section?
cuz i still can! TEE HEE!!
Hmmmmmmmmm let me have a look at this wee problem we have ourselves!
OK Greg, your “raging full on” should once again be raging.
how does one become a moderator around here?
Take off and not post for 8 months? 
I can do everything except reply to or start posts on the Moderator board. Why do you hate me??
yeah no kidding!
i think you need to know the secret handshake, which i don’t.
but i have my own secret “handshake” which i do with myself.
so ha.
Dude, where is Ian? I wish he would give someone his account info so we can do stuff on here that only he can do. You would think that now that Phish is back, Ian would stop in and say hi from time to time. I feel like we’ve been abandoned. COME ON BACK BRO! We miss ya.
ian plays with phish now, dude.
Oh. I was wondering who this ‘Leonard’ guy was.
The mods are currently in the process of attempting to contact Ian. If that fails, we will see about working with ProBoards to shift power to an active moderator. That will then allow us to change username colors, etc.
Thank you for your patience and cooperation.
-Management
I want me ian back ian back ian back ian back ian back ian back ian back ian back ian back ian back, now
I like that last idea.
Why don’t we just try guessing at Ian’s password then?
I’ll try first…
Nope, Spookstaint doesn’t work. Any other ideas?
his password is obviously not going to be something totally illogical
That sounds like something someone without a taint would say.
out with ye canuck!