Hey 11 guests! (recruiting thread)

^nice.

10 guests on right now.

No new members though.

phg. no one likes you. NO ONE.

duh. That’s why I’m recruiting new members.

I’ve burned all my bridges with y’all.

I’ll pretend I’m a guest so phg can have a guest.

Hi Guys! I’m phishbutt! I’ve been lurking for a WHILE BUT NOW… excuse me… caps lock… I’ll try again.

HI guyS! no no …

Yo fellow phans, I’ve been to have any seen phish seen the zoo cletus wouldn’t let me thru. They are a cool band and I’m outta nugs so I’ll brb.

undermind.

hell is coming.

hahaha…

[That’s a reference to the 12-31-93 bootleg that lists Halley’s as “Hell is Coming”, right? Don’t wanna be caught laughing at a joke that was never made. You know?]

…ha!

i’d be surprised if that was what neck meant.

Welp. Maybe he didn’t mean it, but it sure fits the n00b theme. I remember that being a pretty common boot back in the day, and thinking “Clearly the makers of this bootleg are not fans of Phish.”

Why do we use zeros for “n00b”, anyway?

[Happy 4600th post, Hank.]

Were you drinking last night?? I think you were.

By the way, those 14 guests were just me not logged in. I opened teh OKP in 14 different web browsers.

I think he’s just making fun of this thread, which is warranted.

and thanks. 5,000 edges closer

::ponders starting another post-count thread::

I’m just messin’ around, man. ^^

r u talkin to ur selph?

no, I was talking to greg. Well, typing to him.

Two of the “^^” things means you’re talking about the post 2 posts above yours.

Hank is still drunk!

Gettin’ drunk as fuck tonight bizzies.

hose…thats exactly what i meant.

my friend used to have that boot…we laughed about it for quite some time…shit…im still laughing.

and at some random phish show i saw a kid in the lot witha shirt that said “hell is coming” i wasnt sure what he meant…if it actually meant that hell is coming or if he was making fun of the same thing i thought was funny or if he actually thought that halleys comet was called hell is coming.

does that make any sense…i dont even look at the screen when i type…or proofread…so there ya go.,

^haha yes!

I’m glad you were referencing that. I think I remember hearing about that somewhere before.

Let’s make this thread about how cool Hank is. If we ever meet someday, I’d buy you a drink. And it wouldn’t be some cheap fucking pisswater rotgut; it’d be some damn good scotch or a decent martini (gin, of course…vodka martinis are for pussies).

I’m down.

I don’t know…

I can’t even comprehend meeting Greg. I mean, Will and Greg have lived in the same state all this time and I’ve never heard of even a little suggestion of a meetup. I think Greg likes to have separate lives. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

squallakowskidaddle.