Hi Everyone!

gonna drink some dewars for ye tonite Brett

enjoy soberness

I’m sober this weekend too!

I don’t really think I have an actual problem, but dang if I don’t drink a little too often. Maybe I do, but I don’t think I have any of the actual signs of alchoholism.

But I’ve put the deliberate brakes on getting a buzz; It’s not making me happy anymore I guess. I’m frustrated by it.

I’m playing a gig, and it’s best to be sober anyway. Plus it’s a cool gesture to hop on the sober-in-support-of-Brett bus.

Keep it up Brett!

Ima tip back a Focus 50 for you Brett!

I drank some fuckin’ punch-you-in-the-face rum from Jamaica last night, but I’ve never been much of a rum guy.

I got kinda drunk.

Wait, is this drunk/stoned? Sorry.

Keep up the good work, Brett-o

Just thought I’d touch base with everyone, 50 days sober and LOVING it!!

Ecstasy is way better for you than smoking? that shit’s just retarded.

::sprinkles molly on marlboro medium::

I’ve never even heard of 11, 13, and 20 on that list.

… ummm #11 cann…abis… Neil. Or Cann-cann girls. They can be pretty dangerous.

I take that list with a big ol’ grain of sea salt. It’s like saying you’d rather be shot then stabbed or drowned.

I’d like to be stabbed with a bullet while drowning

Oh yeah?

I’d rather be electrocuted while being buried alive during a plane crash.

I want to die in a meth lab explosion. Everyone I know would hear the news and say “What the fuck?”

Stevo

BWAHAHAHAHA

Doing awesome, Brett. Keep it up!!

Just thought I’d bring you all up to date (as if you care) but last Tuesday was my two month sober day!

Yippeeeeeee!!!

okay.

carry on.

thanks.

kool. I was wonderin’ good job Brett!

This clip never fails to get a chuckle out of me:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCdy3o7T6Zw

wonder why Dr.Drew didnt get Cookie monster to be on his show Celebrity REHAB. that would be intresting to see if Marey Carey the porn star would be able to get over her plush fetish.

Has anyone seen Mary Carey in a porn?

I have. It is glorious.