one time on a beach i made poo castles.
3 towers or 2?
with a tee tee mote?
in sets of 2 towers of poo and 1 tower of pee…but they stretched as far as the eye could see.
so where does the witch land? northeast tower?
at a predetermined location which i am not at liberty to divulge. i apologize.
OK, well… that settles that.
Good day.
Goethe to you.
B-. could’ve been funnier
this part, however, is pure gold
::promises to try harder next time::
My balls itch?
Yahtzee!
?
I think I’m in love.
This shit was the most hilarious thing ever… mostly b/c I"m not even ashamed to say that this whole bit about candles is completely me. I have so many effing candles in my house that you’d think that I planned on holding some kind of vigil or something.
It’s asickness, I can’t help it… it’s like they buy themselves or something, and end up in my house. who knows…
but I laughed out loud at that part.
i thought it was funny. 3 1/2 stars!
…made me think of that “I’m every woman…” song 
Damn, Brett with the out-of-nowhere bump! I thought that shit was hilarious. Hopefully when I find myself a girlfriend, I won’t have to deal with all that shit. 
This cracks me up because i just got back from visiting a friend at auburn university and one of her friends apt was just as described. 
