in sets of 2 towers of poo and 1 tower of pee…but they stretched as far as the eye could see.
so where does the witch land? northeast tower?
at a predetermined location which i am not at liberty to divulge. i apologize.
OK, well… that settles that.
Good day.
Goethe to you.
B-. could’ve been funnier
this part, however, is pure gold
::promises to try harder next time::
My balls itch?
Yahtzee!
?
I think I’m in love.
This shit was the most hilarious thing ever… mostly b/c I"m not even ashamed to say that this whole bit about candles is completely me. I have so many effing candles in my house that you’d think that I planned on holding some kind of vigil or something.
It’s asickness, I can’t help it… it’s like they buy themselves or something, and end up in my house. who knows…
but I laughed out loud at that part.
i thought it was funny. 3 1/2 stars!
…made me think of that “I’m every woman…” song 
Damn, Brett with the out-of-nowhere bump! I thought that shit was hilarious. Hopefully when I find myself a girlfriend, I won’t have to deal with all that shit. 
This cracks me up because i just got back from visiting a friend at auburn university and one of her friends apt was just as described. 
Is someone spying on me?
so this is the blueprint, huh?!
Good bump…
I am proud to say that my wife fits nearly none of that description… other than the cat she had when I met her that just “happened” to pee on the side of her bed that I slept in… 
She swears that cat was nice. He wasn’t. And she had the balls to name him kitty. Yep. The poor dude’s name was kitty… 
Lucky for me, kitty stayed in central New York where he lived until just this year, when he decided that the name kitty was finally just too much to bear. 