Hi it's me. Every girl

fuckin bitches.

fuckin itches.

itchin’ stitches.

EastSideKed [12:21 PM]: wait.
EastSideKed [12:22 PM]: go look at that every girl thread.
DoorsX316 [12:22 PM]: i know
DoorsX316 [12:22 PM]: i posted brahhhhhhh
EastSideKed [12:22 PM]: no…i posted…we posted at the same time.
EastSideKed [12:22 PM]: go look!
DoorsX316 [12:22 PM]: bwahahahaha
DoorsX316 [12:22 PM]: did you see mine?
EastSideKed [12:22 PM]: no!
DoorsX316 [12:22 PM]: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
EastSideKed [12:23 PM]: thats fuckin great.
DoorsX316 [12:23 PM]: i almost just typed “bitches…”
DoorsX316 [12:23 PM]: but thought that wouldnt work
EastSideKed [12:23 PM]: so did i!
EastSideKed [12:23 PM]: i thought fuckin was takin it too far.

lynchin’ witches

colder than witches titses.

witch tit tassles.

one time on a beach i made poo castles.

3 towers or 2?

with a tee tee mote?

in sets of 2 towers of poo and 1 tower of pee…but they stretched as far as the eye could see.

so where does the witch land? northeast tower?

at a predetermined location which i am not at liberty to divulge. i apologize.

OK, well… that settles that.

Good day.

Goethe to you.

B-. could’ve been funnier

this part, however, is pure gold

::promises to try harder next time::

My balls itch?

Yahtzee!

?

I think I’m in love.