my sister just sent me this article from the Onion and I laughed my ass off reading the whole thing.
Everyone Involved In Pizza’s Preparation, Delivery, Purchase Extremely High
AUSTIN, TX
That was great!
Roger Dernier, who has been monitoring the link between pizza production and illegal drug use since 1991.
HAAA!
i love those guys.
I love the employee who couldn’t make it to work because he was “tripping his ass off.”
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Jawbone i thought of you a little when i read this article, only because I know that you deliver pizzas.
but Jawbone is breaking the stereotype!!
“It’s, like, against the Wangster’s beliefs and shit to eat sausage and pepperoni, but he was cool about it. To tell you the truth, I don’t think he even noticed.”
This is no joke, so be careful out there Jaw…
Texas Pizza Delivery Man Beaten to Death
Monday , July 02, 2007
23-year-old pizza delivery man was just doing his job this weekend, delivering pizzas to hungry Texans in southeast Houston.
Then, for reasons unknown at this point by cops, one of the tires on Courtney Spect’s car went flat. With hot pies in his car still undelivered, Spect began to change his tire.
But Spect never finished