How Do You Like Your COFFEE?

Non-Phish General
#1

disturbingly strong for me.

#2

i like my tea like i like my women :smiley: extra disturbingly strong :clap:

#3

In a cup and hot, please… :yawn:

#4

What is this…your first post?

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Newb

:wink: :wave:

#5

It was so worth a new thread with a picture like that. :stuck_out_tongue:

And to steal a line,

I like my coffee like I like my women…

Ground up and stored in the freezer.

:silent:

#6

I take it black, like my men.

#7

:think:

I WAS thirsty for some…

#8

I like mine with cream and 3 sugars. And about 3-4 times a day during the weekday. Yep.

#9

French vanilla creamer + coffee. Done.

#10

Like my women a little dark, a little, creamy, and some sugar. Low acid finish? Oh nevermind.

#11

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#12

Let’s see how I do making the generic joke comparing how I like my coffee and how I like my women:

I do the same thing to my coffee that I do to my women: put a little cream in 'em.

Thanks, be here all week!

#13

Here I go:

I like my coffee like I like my women- Drunk.

#14

Loaded with booze and spilling all over me.

#15

first thing in the morning.

Cold and on my kitchen counter.

Instant and cheap.

Covered in cream and filled with liquor…

Keeping me up ALL night long.

sweet and low.

#16

Mine was an airplane quote. . .roger Roger?

#17

Hot but not too hot, like grey days like this, a little hotter, the better!

#18

I like coffee. I like women. Thats as far as the comparison goes.

Thats the joke. it so dry its developed its own name: sahara humor. Kinda makes ya thirsty!

#19

2 to 3 cups a day, hot or cold, don’t care; cream & sugar, plenty of caffeine, a fat joint in the other hand. Or maybe some paperwork in the other hand; I don’t think they allow joints at the office.

#20

Jeff have you considered eliminating caffeine as a way to help mitigate your pain, at least for a little while?

I’ve been been looking for 100% Columbian coffees now when I buy my high test. Prefer the taste over Arabica’s, Jamaicans or Konas. Also like dark roasted coffees too.