How High is Val Kilmer?

http://www.myspace.com/valkilmermusic

Please, do nobody a favor, and listen to the Neil Young cover.

Now there’s a Real Genius for ya.

No record label in their right mind would publish that stuff, yet here he is selling it for 99 cents a song on myspace. And I’m sure he’s working his fanbase to get the feedback that he wants.

"Oh Val, you can fuck me anytime.

  • Love,
    Werner"

I just smoked a pipe of kief, and I still think he is higher than me.

Amazing.

screw phish, how come no one follows that dude?

Top Secret was a great movie though…

“I know a little German. He’s sitting right over there.”

Latrine, Resistance Member: [throws dead carrier pigeon on table]
Latrine, Resistance Member: We have a traitor in our midst.
Deja Vu: Well done, Latrine. I see that you have taken care of him appropriately.
Du Quois: [looks at Deja Vu] Not the bird, you fool! This is a carrier pigeon on its way to the German Headquarters.

Nick Rivers: Hillary. That’s an unusual name.
Hillary Flammond: It’s a German name. It means ‘she whose bosoms defy gravity’.
Nick Rivers: I’m pleased to meet you. My name’s Nick.
Hillary Flammond: Nick? What does that mean?
Nick Rivers: Oh, nothing. My dad thought of it while he was shaving.

i have to say thank you will for taking away 3 minutes of my life i will never see again.i will miss those 3 minutes.lol

Is this for real?

Wow.

That was,…uh…wow.

I’d say he is REALLY high and really crazy.

i can’t help but think he still thinks he’s Jim Morrison. gotta love 'im.

On a s scale of 1-5, I’d say rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreallll fookin’ high.

That’s no “She’s Like the Wind”…