D’oh!
::fakes work a little more convincingly::
the only vice, IMO
Weeds, womens, and waffeines… I mean caffeine.
I think I am most addicted to caffeine.
It’s so damn delicious.
I prefer caffeine flavored coffee, myself.
No really. Decaf tastes stupid.
Caffeine is a perfect example. Your mood is altered if you’re used to it and don’t have it.
Then again, the same applies to crack.
^ Smoking crack would be considered by most people to be a vice though.
I can’t believe I’m the only one that voted 11+. Am I really that bad of a person? Or do you all really just have that boring of lives? I guess I did count the actual vice that I have downstairs in the furnace room, but still, I bet there’s more that I didn’t even list.
Both. Just kidding.
Hey, I used to have some bad vices: pot, alcohol, junk food, gambling. I lost close to $2,000 over an 8 month period of online gambling.
cigs
redbull (two a day minimum habit)
internet
driving (i take looooong drives at least 3 to 4 days a week)
so that’s about…seven?
i gotta add politics/conspiracies. shit’s totally addicting.
we’re up to four.
i’m a big fan of the beer
As much as I love caffeine, I can’t stand energy drinks/Red Bull types.
Make my teef feel funny.
Maybe you need a little more Count Von Count this holiday season?
I know. I’ll mail you my kids’ old Sesame Street VHS dude, send me a PM. We’ll fix this thing.
ah…teh_small Mort. i’m pickin up what you’re layin down.
^^psshh. dude i can count to a quillion. i do it all the time.
Beer and coffee are my big ones.
The OhKeePa and Phish are my vices.
i’d do that too except i’m way too tall for my bathtub. i either lay on my back with my legs completely up in the air against the wall, or i can sit straight up. either way, half my body is cold and uncomfortable.
Holy cow I just typed this incredibly long post encompassing my entire thoughts about my vices and about what counts and what doesn’t count. I decided that talking too much was one of my vices, so I deleted the text and started this one instead.
1 smokin
2 drinkin
3 talkin
4 tardy!
5 stupid?
6 fat
7 lazy
8 ugly
9 farty
10 crybaby
11 fuckin wimp
12 lover
14 fighter
13 that song by wham! that goes ‘ya put the boom boom into my heart’
15 the reason why 14 comes before 13
That very last one isn’t really one of my vices of course, but I got the rest under control. Except the talkin’ and tardy. And that Wham! tune.
that looks more like a list of “everything i’d like to change about myself”. i can relate to most of it, except for the Wham! tune 
Yeah, actually it’s just the first four. The other ones I made up just so I could vote 11+.