how to grow a kickass mustache:

push real hard.

perhaps you need to push real hard…I on the other hand just let it grow…

I don’t get it.

i can grow a kcikass mustacheee

I WISH

im applyin to this semester away thing called rocky mountain semester at the High Mountain Institute in Colorado. im so gunna grow dreds when im ther. if i tried to do taht home my moma would el flippppo like a hipppo

puberty usually does it…

ZING!!

j/k, buddy…im sorry.

i can even grow one in my special area.

:slight_smile:

So, what do ya gotta do to grow a kickass beard?!?!?!?!

who needs a kick-ass mustache anyway?

^kick ass people

mustaches are the ultimate form of intimidation…unless youre a pornstar…then its another version of the flavor savor.

lol…

flavor savor LOLOL.

Not always though… :frowning:

A side note: I almost always assume that anyone with just a moustache and no other facial hair is a cop.

Jawbone, You can grow what where? LMAO… Damnit that hurts stop…lol

Whoa…

I can grow wicked chops, a stache, and something of a beard. (not enough to brag about)
but don’t get me started on my chest and belly.

judging by my grandpa and my dad, i’ll have awsome beard-growing skillz. nice bushy one.

The key to a mustache is to grow a more facial hair, like a goatee or a full beard and then one day, you bust out the trimmer and go to town, sculpting your masterpiece. This way you don’t limit your options and you don’t look like a lame-ass with a shitbag fur lip. You can go with the foo-man-choo (sp?) or a waxed up twist or even the Hitler. Point being, don’t look like a douche while growing your mustache.

How NOT to grow a mustache:

NOW THATS WHAT IM TALKIN ABOUT!