So, what do ya gotta do to grow a kickass beard?!?!?!?!
who needs a kick-ass mustache anyway?
^kick ass people
mustaches are the ultimate form of intimidation…unless youre a pornstar…then its another version of the flavor savor.
lol…
flavor savor LOLOL.
Not always though… 
A side note: I almost always assume that anyone with just a moustache and no other facial hair is a cop.
Jawbone, You can grow what where? LMAO… Damnit that hurts stop…lol
Whoa…
I can grow wicked chops, a stache, and something of a beard. (not enough to brag about)
but don’t get me started on my chest and belly.
judging by my grandpa and my dad, i’ll have awsome beard-growing skillz. nice bushy one.
The key to a mustache is to grow a more facial hair, like a goatee or a full beard and then one day, you bust out the trimmer and go to town, sculpting your masterpiece. This way you don’t limit your options and you don’t look like a lame-ass with a shitbag fur lip. You can go with the foo-man-choo (sp?) or a waxed up twist or even the Hitler. Point being, don’t look like a douche while growing your mustache.
How NOT to grow a mustache:
NOW THATS WHAT IM TALKIN ABOUT!
Is that, that one white trash college bball kid? whats his name again?
^^^^^
WELL DONE.
Be afraid…
Stevo
Be very afraid
so many of my heroes right here on this very page.
fuck yeah, Magnum P.I.
fuck yeah, Sam Elliot/Garr
hey…where’s Bronson? WHERE THE FUCK IS CHARLES BRONSON???