I can bend in sixty-eight ways...

and I have lived for… 9000 Days.

I’m 9000 days old today. Only Phish has a lyric appropriate for it, so I figured I’d come here to share.

Let’s hear it for me:

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happy 24.6th!

hey i thought the lyric was 12 thousand days.

well happy fractional birth anniversary nonetheless.