I got a hot date...

Non-Phish General
#1

Tomorrow night with a girl I’ve only hung out with once or twice. I was going to take her to my friends’ lake house, but that can’t happen, because they don’t know her well enough for me to take her up there without them being there. bummer. Sooo, I gotta figure something out fast. Any ideas?

I was thinking about taking her to the Knoxville’s sunsphere. (if you don’t know what that is, you should look it up, it was in an episode of the Simpsons [as storage for wigs]). They just reopened the observation deck. It’s been closed for years. I don’t think I’ve been in it since I was a little kid. So that would be cool.

Maybe a stroll through the woods.

I feel like I need something more to keep her entertained, though.

I wish my original plans weren’t fucked.

Gimme some ideers folks…

#2

oh come on. you know the rules.

#1

#3

what the hell are you talking about bigdude?

#4

post a pic of her for us to decide.

#5

oh haha

no.

#6

Whatever you do, don’t take her to a movie.

#7

Found myself in a similar position last week. Hot date, only met her once before, decided on a nice picnic, hit the park, lay on the wine and watch the hot air balloons as they sailed over. Rained off.

In the end I took her to a nice restaurant and we drank and talked. (I haven’t seen her since but that’s another story…)

Anyway, point being; it doesn’t really matter where you go (though I’d steer away from McDonalds), it’s you she wants to be with, so just relax and enjoy it. I also found keeping it low key for the first date quite effective, it doesn’t build in too many expectations and gives you a good place to go for a follow-up.

#8

strip club.

end of discussion. :slight_smile:

#9

The Five-point plan

Mike Damone: First of all Rat, you never let on how much you like a girl. “Oh, Debbie. Hi.” Two, you always call the shots. “Kiss me. You won’t regret it.” Now three, act like wherever you are, that’s the place to be. “Isn’t this great?” Four, when ordering food, you find out what she wants, then order for the both of you. It’s a classy move. “Now, the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice.” And five, now this is the most important, Rat. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV.

#10

booger : well did you get in her pants?

gilbert : shes not that type of girl, booger.

booger : why? does she have a penis?

#11

Take her to the limit.
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#12

Putt Putt golf! Which reminds me. I went golfing with a girl the other day. I beat her on the drives but she licked me on the putz! :smiley:

#13

^ahhahahaha

ok, it’s settled.

strip club.

#14

Now we’re talkin!!!

#15

wow, Bigb.

that is a pretty insightful idea. putt-putt golf is a damn good date suggestion. relaxed settings are good.

#16

Too competetive…too many factors come into play. Do you actually try to win? Do you just let her win? What if you are really trying and she still beats you? Nah…strip club is the only sure fire way to tell if she’s really interested.

#17

i thought the sunsphere fell down! haha

#18

My favorite dates usually involve the girls bed room. Maybe you could just start there.

#19

^^^That made me laugh very hard.

^^Dammit Bart.

^You think I should start there before the strip club? Damn, this will be fun!

OK date plans:

Get picked up>go to her house>putt putt in bedroom>soft-cock fucking session>strip club>black out

Damn you guys are helpful. Thanks a lot!

#20

roofie-coladas.