I just try to pretend that you’re still here and you just log into Hanks account, and Hank’s actually dead.
dont be mean on hank, yo.
i met him…we puffed tough. he said he was overwhelmed by the amount i roasted. i laughed.
he is a good ked though.
where is ol’ hank? he hasnt texted me in awhile.
It’s 5:30, Hank should be getting up soon.
That bubble was funky.
You didn’t hit it after me.
I ran away to find my boy because they were playing Meat.
I should have stuck around.
Maybe next time.
The end.
I do miss you around here Thom, and I fear that once I return to Burlington (only two fucking weeks left!) the Pa will drop out of my life once again, and I fear that will be the same time that you acquire them internets at your new place.
I’M DEAD!!!
DEAD AS FUCK!!
::calls thom drunkenly::
who is this “thom” character?
i don’t like this.
i don’t like this at all.
i miss neck.
Thom is neck’s alter ego.
TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!
::has a grand mal siezure::
::regains compusure::
i see.
THOMMY HAS CRABBS WHERE ARE YOU!?!?!?!??!!?
I say you, he dead.
im so high i dont even know it.
wait.
no.
see the thing is…
what im trying to get at is…
how come theres so…
but i thought that…
arent we supposed to…
why didnt you…
::jazz hands::
Thommy “Has” Crabb(s) circa September 10th, 2008. 4:54 a.m. eastern standard time
what a cutey!
thanks for the wakeup Thom, the one noise that i hate from my phone is the pix message ring and sure enough 5 a.m… BOOM, thom and dog.
adorable though.
I do appreciate all the text messages Thom sends me.
And by all, I mean none.
dont make fun of our obsession with playing sexy texty!!!
are you old enough to be textually active? i mean, what if you get pregnant?
In his state, I think the age for consensual text is 16. So he’s gravy.
I recently gained a picture taking phone into my repertoire…
So Thom talks to me again.