Go get 'em, dawg!
really?
lucky you.
Glad I could bring your life down just a little bit.
Last year I was in line somewhere, and a lady asked me if ai was her kid, would I like tickets to Dane cook as a Xmas gift. You should have seen the look on her face when I said no.
^Ahhhhhhhaaaaaaa…that’s great. Yeah, boy does he suck. Ever seen “Employee of the Month”"…I had to go TO THE THEATER for it. It was complete garbage…I mean shit…I’m talking monkey excrement… 
I can appreciate his humor.
But I choose not to. 
Who is Dane Cook and why is this a great contest of Glenn? I’m confused.
EDIT: I just figured out how to use this thing called the internet and looked him up. The only thing I’ve seen him on that I recognize is I think he did some of those “There’s only ONE OCTOBER!” commercial for MLB playoffs a few years ago. I still don’t get the thread though…
Unfunny comedian, digital albums…
eff you guys.
