if i could i would

Non-Phish General
#21

these are great! i especially like “save some africans”.

i have a couple more.

if i could…

i would be able to play my guitar as well in front of a crowd as i do at home alone. it’s weird…kinda like a dream or something…my hands just simply don’t work as well when i’m being watched. no matter how relaxed i am.

lose my fear of getting married and having kids and settling down in general. this is a big one for me. i love who i love, but forever seems so…long. or something.

speaking of losing fears: bees. these fuckers keep me inside during summer days. i literally mow my lawn at night. fuckin bees. scare the hell outta me.

i would be more organized and live my life a little differently. i’ve loved my year and a half of retirement here, but it’s time to enter the real world again. floating around has been great, don’t get me wrong. but i think i miss the structure and stress of the ol’ 9-5. thus, becoming an accupuncturist is being looked at for a carreer.

#22

Jump into my h3tty time machine and set the cruise to 1982 so I could be there for everything up until Shoreline in 2000.

Find a job working in the cath lab in a really chill town where my daughter would really enjoy growing up. Lotsa beautiful scenery with lakes/rivers/mountains, cool people, great music, and a fantastic artsy feel that she’d get lots out of. I’d never have take call, work weekends, or anything other than 1st shift.

Have another baby! I never wanted kids but now I’m ready for a 2nd. If I had the money, I’d get myself knocked up tonight…but only if it’s going to be a boy. I love my daughter with ALL my heart, but I’ll shit twice and die if I have to raise another girl.