so true!
Women do control the World. So please lets not give them any ideas.
silly girls.
HEY!! Not ALL women are helpless pieces of stupid…although I will agree that the vast majority are. 
I don’t have anything against women. In fact, I think they’re pretty much the most spectacular thing around. (Jamie being numero uno in my world.) I still find this hilarious:
Top Ten worst women drivers
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9
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Her helmet is backwards.
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BWAHAHA!
Nice, other ghost, nice.
^some of those are great.
I actually like the “blue car, red car” thing. Most cars look the same to me now everyday.
But yeah…all that stuff’s true. Hurray for sexism.
Those driver pics are phenomenal, I’m dying right now.
How do you pull some of those off?!?
good stuff
Hey, if The Dead knew it, I think everyone else should too…
the women are smarter. regardless of how many pictures you have to the contrary… why do you think GOd put us in control of having the babies and repopulating the world? b.c he gave the more sensible sex the responsibility.
Now, go thank your mother.
lol.
hey don’t ya mean “she” gave the more sensible sex the responsibility??!
Wadda ya mean “If”?
The only thing a man ever has to learn, is that women do control the world, and that the only thing you ever need to “do” is to keep them happy. Once that happens, Eden is reborn.
"…I was a Flower of the mountain yes when I put the rose in my hair like the Andalusian girls used or shall I wear a red yes and how he kissed me under the Moorish wall and I thought well as well him as another and then I asked him with my eyes to ask again yes and then he asked me would I yes to say yes my mountain flower and first I put my arms around him yes and drew him down to me so he could feel my breasts all perfume yes and his heart was going like mad and yes I said yes I will Yes. "
- Molly’s soliloquy from Ulysses
And yeah… The Dead had it right…
“We can share the women, we can share the wine.”