I'm Drunk/Stoned thread

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#2001

Wow… Page 4… I don’t even think we are trying anymore.

Anyways, I think I found YEM. Super-blazed as usual.

Teen busted for pot after hitching ride with cops
http://www.wbir.com/news/local/story.aspx?storyid=38172

Rogersville police Officer Chad Christian says he was patrolling late Saturday night when he saw a young man standing in the road, waving his arms to stop the cruiser.

Christian says he stopped and 19-year-old Daniel Paul Steinbach asked him for a ride to “a house on the hill.”

Police say Steinbach was unsteady on his feet and appeared to be intoxicated.They arrested him for public intoxication.

Asked if he was on medication that might explain his demeanor, police say Steinbach said he’d been smoking marijuana.

When he was frisked, Steinbach was found to be carrying six bags of marijuana – close to an ounce.

They arrested him for possession for resale.

Authorities say Steinbach told them he had been selling dope to pay his bills. He’s free on bond, scheduled for arraignment next month.

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Last updated: 9/26/2006 9:59:53 AM

#2002

I had a ‘moment’ today

was sitting in study hall, just finished my math homework

just sitting there staring at my calculator and daydreaming

then I noticed the freckles on my hand were moving, i thought it was just an optical illusion because i was staring so hard

when i looked at my hand, my freckles stopped, but my calculator screen started moving

i looked back at my calculator and IT DIDN’T STOP MOVING!!!

so i looked away from my calculator, looked up at the room

THE ROOM WAS MOVING!!!

true story

#2003

ps: I wasn’t on any drugs

#2004

flashback?

#2005

for real.

i almost bumped it the other day but then i realized that i wasn’t drunk.

#2006

just roasted a bowl…now im off to darts…im gonna whoop some ass tonight…im takin the win.

wish I luck.

#2007

get a bullseye for the OKP, and impale some people too after you sweep the leg of course

#2008

I can’t believe this is 83 pages long. I love you guys.

#2009

I am in the grip of a truly awesome whiskey hangover.

#2010

21st birthday.

advance posting.

#2011

well after a long concert 9-1:30 and 3 blunts and a few cups of ketel one and cranberry juice

i awake at 2 in the afternoon still with a bit of a head buzz

for those of you who wish to learn my secret…

dont smoke for a while and get your tolerance down, save up some money, buy some heady nug, roll as many blunts as you can with it, and smoke the fucking night away

#2012

Blunts?

With heady nug?

Waste of heady nug.

#2013

^most of the time. You got to live a little sometimes!! Life is too short to conserve 100% of the time.

#2014

my tactics may be strange to you, and yea i like heady with bongs more, but at a concert and a bong isnt present the blunt is the way to go

#2015

My favourite drinking song is Ol’55 by Tom Waits…goes down real nicely with a bottle of bourbon…

#2016

just use regular papers…why taint the weed with tobacco?

#2017

blunts go on forever, i dont mix tobacco with the weed, its just the tobacco leaf paper that holds the blunt together

but i<3 blunts

#2018

blunts are fine and dandy…

i just roll em when all there is is shwag so it masks the horrific taste…

#2019

I haven’t been to this thread in forever, despite drinking as much as ever. But nowadays I drink out of sheer happiness. Women!! They make me happy. They do. What else makes me happy is stormtroopers. One part jager, one part peppermint schnapps. All delicious. Warms ya up; a good drink for chilly fall nights or even winter.

#2020

is that mix a stormtrooper? if so then i will investigate this so called ‘stormtrooper’