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to the exact counter of Gregory’s post earlier:
i’m totally amped on just about anything but women unfortunatley (or fortunately maybe). Everuthing is going awesome except for the dicietful, lying, evil women of my life.
but…a simple sacrifice and addition to the joy of feeling and feeling good.
hooray life…boo lying bitches.
also i’m drunk for about 2 dayds now. so i can be in here if i want.
yer outta yer element, donny!
http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/mortarboard/2006/10/a_professors_permission_to_puf.html
stoned professors.
enjoy
(link to a video of different stoned prof at bottom of page)
ps - i was actually looking for an article i read in the guardian saying smoking dope makes you stupid…but que sera!
This probably is NOT proper to be posted in the drunk/stoned thread but… on 9-29-06 it was officially 5 years since my last joint. Not a toke since. 5 fucking years… I havn’t been stoned in FIVE YEARS. Can you imagine?
the SLOTH was 10 yers old.
Phish was in the middle of thier first hiatus.
The twin towers just fell.
And I just got done seeing Ratdog, last joint in hand while my friend was passed out on the floor in the middle of the 2nd set!
… on a side note I havn’t seen this friend… not even heard from him since that night… pot was basically our only connection.
WOAH fuck. I have not been this drunk in a long time. It’s bery hard to concentrate on typing. I love you guys and gals, OK?? Keep it breezy.
i wuv you too, gweg.
God do I love alcohol. Even at one’s most miserable, alcohol can take away the pain. At one’s most happy, alcohol can take the happiness and make it ecstasy.
^
Spoken like a true alcoholic.
I haven’t had a drink or lit up a bowl in like 6 months.
I 'spose I should.
take a toke fer me
hopefully ill have a quarter of joocy froot sunday to make the trey concert bearable!!!
bwaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha!!!
wow…been drinkin’ since 3…Twins are dead…takin half and half Ron Diaz and Vault shots…and a Mickey’s 40…and “Hurricane” by Bob Dylan. thats pretty much what I’m doing.
k…how the fuck are we?
i dont care really…just being nice…cordial if you will…
is that how you spell cordial?
again…i dont care. this time…at all.
so…i just left girly’s house…drive down to mack (no no this time of night…)johnny 5 in the alley…so i turn…fly down yon’…bust it right…look in the rearview…and im good…
so i keep going up marseilles…theres a stop about a hundred yards ahead…i see a hoop-dizzle comin my way and shit…parked cars on each side so i pull over and wait for the mutha fucka…i wait…i think hes takin too long so i go…what does this asshole do besides going straight to avoid me? he veers to his left and starts crimmin on my space and shiiiiit.
so I bust it to the right almost hit a car…then what you say??? bastard honks at me!!!
so either way…my fault or his…thats not the point.
he honked…i honked…then i just went…i keep chekin the rearview…mutha mutha starts turnin around and comin after me…
punched it…got the fuck up izzout.
fo real, playas.
dats how we do in the detroit.
YEAH!!!
i’ll shut up…moons full…i’m out for a walk…
peace, custies.
-Neck-Tizzle
dont forget to bring a towel!
I have a towel, just in case, I gueees.
Twins died a bit ago ya’ll, and so diiid theme there Tiregers.
Aightthen, Dunk and off… Go vikesingds…
Out.
bwaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha…!!!
someone didnt watch the game.
You see, the funny thing is I did Watch it… Man we have a new brewery here and they make this beer called SURLY, uff DA…
I was on fire last night, and I feel it today… Anyhow - Go Tigers win it for the AL…
Yuck. Drinking too much too quick. But I only did it to get to sleep.
I haven’t had any alcohol in almost exactly 1 week (3pm last Sunday). This is the longest I’ve gone without drinking, unfortunately, since my sophomore year of college I think.
A tumble down a flight of stairs, a rugburn, and a mouthful of blood really changes your perspective on your consumption of alcohol, particularly hard liquor.
It really is quite refreshing how clear-headed I am!
takes 2 shots