I'm Drunk/Stoned thread

^ Why did you go more than a week in college without drinking? When I went an hour without drinking I started shaking uncontrollably. ;D

Had a fun night last night. Old roomate from Dayton came up. Beers were drank. 07/23/03 Deer Creek was on the TV. Schwag was smoked. Yes, it has come to that point. Fuckin’ schwag.

^That can be fun tho, if you have enough of it!

Fuck I am drunk. I drank 3/4 a bottle of wine, between dinner and listening to my newly acquired vinyl. then I got online and my newly ex girlfriend started to IM me. Things did not go well, it was tense and weird. Pretty funny, though. I like to talk to ex’s when I’m drunk and in an argumentative mood. Because in her eyes going to goth night and tripping on cough syrup/coricidin is better than staying home, drunk, listening to music, and writing. Oh wellz. Alls bad that ends bad.

This reminds me of a tequilla story… So it was sombody elses 21 b-day but I took it upon myself to party like it was mine… I was about 25 at the time… We were partying and drinking and I decide to drink about 10-12 shots in an hour and officially became Captain Tequilla… in my eyes atleast. So I go to slice another lemon for more shots and cutely drive the blade into my palm- strike 1. Blood starts a gushing and killed my buzz… or more accurately pounded into me how drunk I was. Then I tried to make it down 3 flights of stairs and was having trouble so a girl friend of mine helps me down the stairs… so there I am trying to get her to come into the apt. with me and not-so-respectfully touching her… she left me in disgust- strike 2. I go into the bathroom and wrap my hand in a wad of tp secured with scotch tape. I go to lay in my bed and forget the night. I just kinda let myself fall into bed and missed and slammed my head on the oak arm rest of the couch next to the bed. OUCH-strike 3. Boy that fuckin hurt… so now I’m laying in bed cut up, shamed and with a huge knot on the side of my head… it was now, when I finally laid down, that the room starts to spin. So I puke all over the floor and half the bed and proceed to pass out. When I woke up in the morning I realized that I had had enough.

I was never much of a drinker anyway… more of a puker really. :-*

^^oh haaha shes into dxm…tried that shit once…more intense than I expected…

i am fuckin strugglin this mornin

update

i’m no longer struggling so badly. although this cup of coffee seems to be kicking the hangover back in a bit.

damn, last night was rough…watched england get spanked by croatia at the pub, is that how you spell coatia? anyway the game started right after work so there was much drinking on an empty stomach. and we decided to get a late night curry at closing time (knocking back a few samboukas whilst waiting for the take-out). long story short, i wouldn’t have remembered puking in the bathroom if i didn’t have to hurl in the trash can because my roomate was taking a piss at the time.

i must be getting old. any night of the week used to be fair game but now i’m a 9-5 desk junky and can’t go out except for weekends…

fookin ell

i think i’ll take tonight off the juice.

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LOL
what were you drinking at the pub during the game? empty stomach = bad news

knowing that i was drinking on an empty stomach, i started out with pints of guiness, aka liquid whoppers

but then i switched to the old speckled hen (ale)

the sambouka/curry combo is probably what put me over the top

I had my first drink last night since Sunday. (don’t laugh…small steps before big ones, you know?) So I didn’t drink Monday or Tuesday at all, and I only drank a pint. Wait, is a pint 32 ounces, cuz that’s what I drank. It’s a thick glass bottle called Mississippi Mud. Its kinda generic dark beer, but I like it. I also bought a sixer of Dead Guy, but I haven’t had any of it yet.

Seriously though, I went to bed early last night, and I woke up at 5 this morning with an intense cough. I went through about a month stretch in September where my coughing was fucking out of control cancer-stylee. I thought I had gotten through it. I think what tipped it off was the Swisher Sweet I smoked last night. I’m not even a big tobacco smoker–95% of the tobacco I smoke is to cover up the smell of reefer when I’m at work, and I usually only get through half of the cigarrette or mini cigar. The American Spirits I usually smoke have never made me cough like this. Anyway, as a result, I think I’m going to take the weekend off of ALL smoking. Maybe just today and Friday. That should help.

^ya know if it wasn’t for coughs and hang-overs and liver disease and lung cancer and puking and jail and fines and water retention and a few other things abusing drugs and alcohol would be great! I generally have a weak constitution so cannot abuse myself like others… esp after I hit 25 or so… things changed drastically for me. Somehow my Dad and bro and esp my Uncle can drink and drink and drink till all hours of the day and night anytime and still function. I can’t do that.

^marijuana doesn’t cause lung cancer, you know.

^problem is if the thunder don’t get cha then the lightnin’ will…

Woncha try just a little bit harder… couldn’ cha try just a little bit more?

LOL. I’ve had The Wheel in my head for the last few weeks. Great song.

^AGREED :smiley: … never saw it live, always wished to hear it come out of space…

You’re my kind of guy, fella. If I’m ever in the you-kay I will buy you a few pints.

mmmm. special spread on toast.

I’m listening to Bar 17 for the first time. I’m currently sitting through Dragonfly. This shit is harshing my buzz. BigDude, I’ve been wondering where you got “boobs on your dragonfly.” I hope this album improves like a lot of you have said. Ugh, Trey…I prefer Tom’s lyrics.

don’t get your hopes up compadre

I was listeing to a Ratdog version from Vegas two years ago as I was reading this.