I'm Drunk/Stoned thread

5 minutes 'til home time, then I’m getting page-loaded kids…

^^^^ :smiley: Right you are.

I’m hydroed out right now. I’m not too big a fan of painkillers, but the Doc gave me some today and I was in a lot of pain, so it’s all good. Allll good.

Listening to Led Zep: Latter Days and it’s putting me in THE ZONE! I love my zep. Song Remains the Same… I should put that in the “those songs” thread. It brings me back to my early days with my dad and high school with my good friends. It’s really what i need to hear right now.

Oh shit I just remembered something. I met a guy last night, he is dating one of my female friends, and he’s an older phish head. He was around in '94 and on. We had some good conversations about the band. His name is Patrick. I told him about teh_okp and he said he may check us out.

Goodbye head…bowl time!

Seriously, everybody here is beautiful. I really mean it.

this 4.17.04 Ghost is effing great.

Man.

SNL must be pulling out all the stops.

Tonight’s show so far has included Steve Martin, Martin Short, and Tony Bennett. Not to mention Alec Baldwin as host.

I stopped watching SNL on a regular basis about 5 years ago. It definitely sucks compared my favorite era (1994-1997).

Oh, I forgot to mention Paul McCartney. He was on briefly. That’s a star-studded lineup.

my roomate said earlier that they might be having folks over tonight as oppose to going out but they might go out anyways.

i got a bottle of wine for my self for either situation as its good alone or with company. they went out and i’ve been nursing it all night, writing an discovering sobering spiders in the house. but i didn write a great scene in the book tonight.

i watched that show it was alright .SNL just isnt the same as it used to be in, the mid 80s it was the best.

You mean SNL is still on?

I thought it ended in the 70s.

Oh, well, the good stuff ended in the 70s.

Haha, exactly.

zombies of Phil Hartman and Chris Farley emerge from the ground and bitch slap Will

AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Zombies freak me out…

I don’t care if it’s Phil or Chris or even Belushi.

shivers uncontrollably

Browns win!

Wills drunk!

Browns win!

I hope they really won and I am not blacked out.

Drink up OKP, its the last day of the weekend!

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They did. You may not be blacked out, but I think we entered a parallel universe with that Browns victory.

Dolphins win!

Jaw drunk last night!

I am reallly high right now…

my face is split belligerently wide open.

high there…how are you all?

Have you guys ever stumbled upon a White Widow? Sheesh.

i have. my cousin in Vermont grew some. needless to say it was goregous!

WHOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOO!!!

Extra long WOOHOO! Brought to you by GaGaGaGuelah!

Whipppidydoodaaaaaa!!

Aa is for Apple

Bb is for Binoculars

Cc is for Cookie Crisp

Dd is for Donkey Kong

Ee is for Epic

Ff is for Fone Fono

Gg is for Guelah

Hh is for Harry Hood

Ii is for Icculus

Jj is for Justin

Kk is for Kung

Ll is for Llama

Mm is for Moma

Nn is for Neck

Oo is for Oooookeepa

Pp is for Pilsner

Qq is for Quantum Physics

Rr is for Rin Tin Tin

Ss is for Shhhhhhhh!

Tt is for Tits (weak)

Uu is for Uber_stoned

Vv is for Valley Girl

Ww is for Wascally Wabbit!

Xx is for X-Rated

Yy is for yem

Z is for Zappa

Ignore this post

somehow this made it back to the 2nd page!

im nice and toasted, and its been awhile.
now i have to clean the kitchen and practice the song i’m singing at my sister wedding.