I'm Drunk/Stoned thread

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haha

I dont get it though…were you drinking the paint thinner? inhaling it? Drinking while at work?!

Who would have guessed this thread would get 18 pages?? Answer: probably any rational thinking person

^ you make I laugh

“Yesterday a dope freak tried to steal the Goodyear blimp and take it to Aspen for the rock and roll festival…carrying a guitar and a toothbrush and a transistor radio radio he said was a bomb…‘Kept authorities at bay’…said the LA Times, ‘for more than an hour, claiming to be Gorge Harrison of the Beatles.’ They took him to jail but couldn’t figure out what to charge him with…so they put him in a loony bin.”

hunter s. thompson - mescalito…super blazed…crazy read.

neck + “not super blazed” = sadness and tears

I couldn’t help but think of this thread when I read this article.

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/44692

Well I am going to get drunk tonight. Haven’t see my best friend Dave in like two weeks, and he’s always been the John Lennon to my Paul McCartney, if you will.

^ I thought you were George Harrison.

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I thought he was our country’s 16th president.

^^^i thought you liked radiohead.

^i thought i shot you.

^ you prob shot him in the neck, thats why he is still alive. solid gold neck…what a good idea.

happy hour came a little early today.

^i thought that you might have shot him, but i couldnt tell, but it doesnt really matter but its cool cuz its the drunk/stoned thread and i dont know what im talking about…

^^^^^^Did anyone see Yoko Ono at the Olympic openning ceremony tonight? What a useless slap of dim sum.

So I sat around all night drinking craft brews and making beer. I’ve spent the past two hours listing to songs and watching the iTunes visulizer. I found my old bowl and it has a few whacks in her, so I ridin’ on resin to go along with the heady brews I’ve been downing. Nothing like a Friday night…

teh_ghey

Wait…did I miss the opening ceremony? When was that?

yesterday.

Got three bowls of some good dro, three bowls of the headiest dro I’ve ever seen, and three bowls of medium dank with my friend tonight. Got N64 with every game imaginable, IT, Bittersweet Motel, Dead Ahead, Grateful Dead Movie, and Wedding Crashers as well. He has a decent library of music too. Should be a fun night.

Watch it.

Yeah man, it’s not cool to call Lennon ghey.