I'm Drunk/Stoned thread

Non-Phish General
#461

^that doesn’t “suck ass” at all. Moments of Clarity are crazy. They fuck with your mind more than any drug out there. Maybe we all should retell any Moments of Clarity that we’ve had.

Ok, I’ll go first.

When I got arrested, I had to sit in the back of the squad car with really tight handcuffs on my wrists. My best friend, who had the same misfortune as me, was sitting next to me. I just reminisced about our innocence when we were younger (a lot younger) and how we got into smoking weed. It felt so wrong that we had smoked every day (despite being productive members of society…or as productive as a high school jr. and sr. could be).

Then, it hit me.

“Damn. I really need a cigarette.”

#462

^And for the record, Moments of Clarity are good things. They are not bad.

#463

Good for you! A pot hiatus is a great thing to do to clear your mind and get you back on track. I know that I am in the same boat as you, WE CAN DO THIS!

#464

Thanks for the support guys. I am definitely going through with this. I gave my bong and kief box away and got rid of all the stuff on SUnday.

Yem: I know it is hard for you to understand this. When I was your age, I would always say, “Man, I’m gonna smoke pot my entire life. For sure.” Things just change for most people after a while. They probably will for you too someday and you’ll look back on all your super-blazed days in astonishment. NOt regrettingly, but just feeling the need for something different

#465

And it definitely was a moment of clarity, like eaf says

#466

If you can smoke pot/drink, or not smoke pot/drink, and be happy, then you can smoke pot/drink and not smoke pot/drink.

Life is much easier than we make it.

#467

True fono. Sometimes analyzing things isn’t really necessary and the answer is right in front of your face. For me, I just got too far into everything, and need a change for a while

#468

^ A good Taoist knows there are no mistakes, even after you make one. Go with the feeling to raise the blade, make the change…

#469

Man there is nothing like your own sake set. Thanks to my sister and brother in law for this amazing experience. Oy it’s like sipping shots of wine, only it’s hot rice wine! Delish!

#470

sake… haven’t had that in so long! sounds good right about now…

#471

i have recently quit smoking cigarettes, and i have been cigarette free for the past 3 weeks, with the exception of the moe. show i went to with will. since then, i havent touched a cigarette. and post hiatus’s post about how he planned his day around smoking pot reminded me about how i would always look forward to a cigarette after just about anything. even though i had only been seriously addicted to cigs for less than 5 months, its still hard. and i congratulate you post hiatus on having the will to quit. its cool shit

#472

ive also been drinking wine the past hour…

#473

The rest of the sake bottle tonight. Yum.

#474

Snorted a Valium about a half hour ago and i’m feelin real fine! Think i’ll listen to my Favorite Ghost now! What? Don’t judge me bitch! lol.

#475

I won’t judge you…but the murderous gnomes will. Who hasn’t snorted Valium in their day. I have been drinking. and i feel well. very well. I am mildly coherent. and typing well. My sentences are very short though. Oh well. IT DOEN’T MATTER. I have a P to the A to the R to the T to the Y to go to today…i guess. It should be good. I shall get drunk. I shall. Listening to some barrett right now. Gigilo aunt. JIVING ON DOWN TO THE BEACH TO SEE THE BLUE AND THE GREG. I know what greg is he is a gigilo aunt hes a gigilo aunt. BigB wtf is A squared, I am going to assume Anchorage Alaska. or American Airlines or ALCOHOLIC’S ANNOYMOUS. i don’t know IT DOESN’T MATTER. Greg i think i have eaten pizza in whitehouse ohio…or was it tennesee…which did you think i meant IT DOESN’T MATTER.

#476

^^ Ann Arbor, Michigan. Where the Fratboy’s Go, whoa oh ooo oh( Warrant Anyone?) and the gay curious are nervous! Nice to know me and the Crimson Daego aren’t the only sketchball’s who like their Pharmies crushed not swallowed! Tennis anyone? I bet you’d win!!!

#477

A squared?

that is SOOO gay…

so b…you know the tornado?

how bout the shiz-ark?

-signed,
EASTSIDEWOOK!

#478

happy thirsty thusday everone
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#479

Just before I pass out drunk, I always got to give one more WOOT… Just to make sure.

#480

Has there been a poll on the frequency of drug/alcohol use on the OKP yet?