I am not going to post this picture directly in here because its waaaaaaaaaay too big. But the next time you want to have your mind blown…
funny brownie story…
probably 15 years ago now, my buddy matt and i made some brownies on a cold-ass winter day with nothing to do. neither one of us had done this before and really didn’t know how much to eat or what to expect. since the finished product didn’t really smell “weedy” we each ate two good sized brownies. we sat around for probably an hour w/out really noticing any effects, so we called it a bust and decided to grab some food at TGI Friday’s.
we entered Friday’s w/out any kind of issue. we were sat down at our table and all of a sudden, the brownies kicked in like a freight train to the brain. i’ve NEVER been so confused and incoherent, or so fucking stoned, and it happened in an instant. when the waitress came to take our drink order, it took all i had to muster up the mental coherence to say the word “Coke”. not “i’ll have a coke”, just “coke”. and i couldn’t look her in the eyes either. no way. way too intense. but i had to look at something so i kinda just ordered my Coke into her tits w/out realizing what i was doing. Matt decided this was a good time to have a laughing attack complete with snorting and tears, and i was convinced that the entire restaraunt knew we had made and eaten pot brownies, and it was time to GO NOW. i couldn’t help myself. i got up right there and walked out without saying anything because i couldn’t form the words. Matt didn’t follow me right away so i was stuck in the parking lot, paranoid as all hell, thinking he’s gonna sit in there and order food an leave me out in the cold. there’s no way i was going back in there.
anyway, he came out shortly after laughing and babbling about something or other and we drove back to my apartment. in my apartment i had a Lazy Boy recliner that had a switch that could turn on “heat” and “vibration”. i sat in that chair with it going full power and within a minute i vomited all over my self. i didn’t feel it coming at all. it just happened all of a sudden. first and last time i’ve ever puked from marijuana. so yeah, wasn’t really all it was cracked up to be i guess.
i’ve only had brownies one other time, about a year ago, and it was a way better experience because i only ate half of one. nice, stoney body buzz.
^ That is laugh out loud funny.
that is classic cj
man, the only time i ever ate weed i freaked out hard. i was still living with my folks and couldn’t smoke inside so i just broke a bunch up (too much) and put it inside of an oatmeal cream pie.
like cj said, i waited about an hour and nothing happened. so i went to sleep. i woke up later with my heart pounding and sweating and my mouth was sooo dry. i think i was having a bad reaction or an anxiety attack or something. no matter how much water i drank my mouth would just dry back up. i was sure i was gonna have a heart attack or something. i just gave up and laid back down and accepted my fate. it must have taken me at least two hours to calm down and get back to sleep.
now that i think about it, maybe there was some kind of pesticide or something on it that normally would have just burned off.
thats fucking classic man.
just woke up and went to get breakfast. smoked a kief bowl of this stuff i have been saving up for almost 10 months. def SUPERBLAZED. 
that is an hilarious story. i started cracking up man.
remember the plan i wrote about in the “good morning” thread? well mission accomplished.
no work today can’t paint in the rain… that tutty fruity then off to grab some food
A+ CJ
i’ve only ralphed once from da budz… was pulling parachute gravity bongs… prob did like 8-10 then we puff’d a bowl… went to blockbuster and was loosing it… heart racing like mad… mind you this was early into my smoking career… prob had only been doing it a few months at this point… get to blockbuster… can barely make sense of anything… i have The rolling stones “paint it black” stuck in my dome… i’m loosing it… grab the movie “high fidelity” b/c it had “High” in the title… go back to my house… run to the bathroom and loose it puke, and more puke, 10 mins of pukeing go by and i feel much better… put on the movie and just pass out instantly
after that I never bothered doing more than 1-3 gravity hits
I upchucked a bit in New Orleans while taking a knife hit through a paper towel roll.
Yep… MacGuyvered that sucka. Pretty sure it was the cheap ass cardboard roll that got a little hot, and made me puke instantly.
Oh well.
Ask Cari about puking in New Orleans after knife hits
And right now, I am off work for the weekend finally, and having myself a Guinness and Super Silver Haze while I wait to go out.
Watching my buddies dog this weekend, so will be heading that way, hopefully playing some disc golf as well 
I haven’t had my Jeep top up for 8 days now… the weather is beeeeeeeeee-utiful.
great story cJ! I’ve never puked from ganja alone, ganja + booze yes. last time i had a really good brownie was for a Busta Rhymes show, so much fun and then I was being ridiculous in Dunkin Donuts afterwards (not as much as you in Fridays though)
I’m on vicodin again and i look like a junkie; track marks on my arms. they’re from the hospital i’m too scared of needles to ever think of doing that to myself.
Going to go get schwilly. Rumor has it my buddy has some bleu cheese. I heard that its insaneomatic.
just gpt home from the bar. Saw a friends band this evening, a new country project that sounded pretty damn good. going to smoke some killer skunk then to bed.
drinking b4 bed again…
Bubble hash’d + Brownie’d + Jack Hare’d + Purple =
^ Bubble hash’d + brownie + [i] Jack Herer[/i] (maybe my new favorite strain) + purple + browine + 3 ladders = It has taked my twenty minuts to type this.
Just so guys no what this looks Jack Herer looks like, becsue I m so proud of it
And yes, this is actually mine, not out of a magzine. Just reda up on it, it’s supposd to be one of the best strains out there. Feminized Jack Herer seeds go for about doulbe the prize of feminized White Widow seeds.
Ahhhhhh… my head feeels really light. GOt like 3 hours of sleeep and had to pass out on a floor. Now i am going to finish eating thiss ganja banana i got for my birthday. TASTY
Great story cJ. A good laugh was just what One needed at work today. ;D
I wish I had more kief. those bastard Bonnaroo staff workers took my little kief stash, and now I’m scraping my SPACECASE like a little bitch.