I'm Drunk/Stoned thread

This bowl of chili was appropriately given the name “monster,” because I’m about to go to the kitchen, get a glass of milk and a box or oreos, and do my best impression of the Cookie Monster.

COOKIES!! YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM!!

This shit is good-so good that after I got it last night… I spent two hours dicking around on OKP and started a hypothetical fantasy festival thread that truly belonged inside this thread. Anybody else ever tried teh “monster”?

what is the best munchy food? I am baking up some pizzarolis right now and they have become my favorite…there are kind of two categories i guess- hot food: pizzarolis snack food: Blue Doritos

blue doritos… wow you must have been really high

i take it you mean “cool ranch”? they are a fav of mine as well

^well ya thats what I always call em…blue doritos and red doritos (nacho chessier)

ahhhh… just smoked a bowl and finished getting ready to head out west. such a huge weight was just lifted.

Hi guys.

yo, wadup

Good evening.

Smoking a bowl and listening to Fluffhead from 12/29/1997.

Life is wonderful.

nah, life sucks

Why do you say that?

because I feel used and listless

Do you feel forlorn, too?

yes, and melancholy

How about wistful?

nah, not too wistful really. you guys know I’m joking, but I really do feel like a stupid lonely fat fuck. sitting here at work eating the most unhealthy food ever–Chinese–just because my buddy works at a place and hooks it up for free whenever I want.

it’s stupid, but I’ve got to take free meals when I can get them, right? I’m trying to save money for terrr here!

man I hate re-reading the things I type…I feel sorry for you all.

Hope nothing too serious is bumming you,

And

I Don’t want to call out a guy who just hooked me up w/ 2 for Hartford.

BUT…

with all those tourdates in your signature, you’ll have to excuse me for finding it tough to muster up much sympathy. :stuck_out_tongue:

it’s not bad til you throw in your “hipster slang” terrrrrr, kedddddz…
didn’t anyone teach you any english boy?

those slangs are used with complete sarcasm, pete

^^yeah I’m hoping tour will cheer me up, Des… ;D (I’m not really bumming, just horsin’ around)

At least I didn’t get that bop in the nose I thought I would.

shhheeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr