I'm Drunk/Stoned thread

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#5301

hiatus? break?

pffft. I don’t relate to y’all at all.

I still haven’t done the gravity bizzong thing yet…I’m too lazy I guess. I need someone who’s motivated and knows how to do it well to be with me. And I have very few friends, so that might be tough.

My housemate Ross and I split a hetty 1.75 of Ron Diaz Spiced Rum last night for 14 bucks, so I’ll probably make a few mixers tonight. I also want to grill myself a brat, chill on the porch, and get kief’d. Should be an absolutely fantastic night.

#5302

“We’re done.”

#5303

i’m leaving for school tomorrow at 4 or 5 am and need to finish packing. i want to chill with my friends tonight, so i don’t have much time to finish packing. i dunno i just keep getting too high to pack.

#5304

you need to learn how to be productive while high, the only time I clean my apartment is when I’m stoned.

#5305

i do my school stuff a little high

#5306

^^psh i’m plenty productive when i’m high…mostly. can’t toke for the next 2 days til i’m in my dorm. fml. :wink:

#5307

This is maybe more of a “I Was Drunk/Stoned Thread” comment, but oh well.

Yesterday I dived back into the beers, since it is the weekend (even though I am working right now).

Had a few Bell’s Two-Hearted Ales on tap before we ate. So very tasty. Then with dinner I switched over to Boddingtons. It went well with my black bean burger, with salsa and them there crunchy onion tings.

Afterwards, BLUEBERRY. Enough said.

#5308

K. So I tried this “Trappist” Belgian beer tonight called Westmalle (the Tripel; they also have a dubbel and maybe something else). Apparently, real Trappist beer can only be brewed by Trappist monks that live in these monasteries and shit and brew beer. It was $6.50 for an 11.2 oz bottle. Totally worth it. I think, if there is a god, what he does all day is make this beer. It tasted like some sort of otherworldly nectar or something, even though that sounds kinda ghey, it’s true.

Then I drank some Pranqster and smoked my vaporizer and I am so stoned it took me 20 minutes to type this.

#5309

^^ YAY BELL’S! I love the Two-Hearted Ale myself.

^ And Trappist ale is no fuckin joke. Monks do that shit RITE.

#5310

This was almost on the third page.

I am NOT pleased about this, folks.

Bong rips, brews is the name of the game this evening. Going to make some dinner in a few.

#5311

Tried Salvia for the first time this evening. Pretty interesting.

Sonted and listening to Santana now. :slight_smile:

#5312

Salvia is some pretty odd shit. I’ve tried it on two occaissions. Didn’t hallucinate, just got like a real strong, but different high.

Anyway, today I smoked for the first time in like 3 weeks. Then, I layed reclined in my back yard (BEAUTIFUL DAY), listened to the Went Gin, then rode my bike to the mall.

T’was a good time indeed.

#5313

I am getting drunk as fuck tonight, DRUNK AS FUCK!!

actually I probably won’t. I’m more focused on going home after work and puffing until I get hungry enough to make one of the frozen Tony’s pizzas I bought yesterday.

wow…my life kinda sucks.

maybe I’ll stop at the bar on the way home and try to meet a new girl. The girls really love when I tell them I work part-time, party a ton, and pretty much devote my life to seeing a hippie jamband. Plus I have a cold sore/crack thing on the side of my mouth right now (not herpes), so I’m kinda self-conscious about that right now.

^salvia sucks. at least the one time I tried it.

#5314

I’m riding in the Maudite canoe again. I’m hooked on this shit.

#5315

^hell yea i just had that the other day for the first time it was really damn good… oh and i moved to colorado got here today gotta find an apartment tomorrow or a house but for tonight it was some cali mist and pornstar

#5316

^hell yea i just had that the other day for the first time it was really damn good… oh and i moved to colorado got here today gotta find an apartment tomorrow or a house but for tonight it was some cali mist and pornstar

#5317

stoned

#5318

smoking the cheapest weed I’ve ever bought, $40/quarter. and it’s, uh… worth the price. rolled an extra long tulip last night. if i could figure out how to get pictures from my phone to my computer I’d show you.

#5319

^you’ve never gotten herb for free?

#5320

If it’s free, it doesn’t count as weed he bought, eh?

Fun story: I was driving in downtown East Lansing one summer while I was in college. Stopped at a cross-street along Grand River (the main street in EL downtown / campus area) and I see this dude walking towards me down the sidewalk with this big grin on his face. I have my window down, and I smile and nod, turn up my stereo, and look the other way to make sure traffic’s clear. He passes in front of me and walks off down the sidewalk, and I turn the other way down Grand River and go on my way.

A minute later, I look down to skip a track on my CD player and I see a nice fat joint sitting in my lap! :smiley: So I check it out - yep, it’s for real - and then I circle around back and try to find the guy who walked by my car, figuring he must have tossed it into the window of my car while I was looking the other way, but I never did find him. Eventually I just lit it up and enjoyed the gift of good karma. :sunglasses: